Crisis over Crisis

[Suicider]

There are a lot earth killing things this century:

in 2016 a meteor will hit earth and we will all die

in 2025 a giant volcan will break out and make a hole where the whole magma will spread out over the whole world

in 2032 the natural resource oil is completely not there anymore

in 2049 another meteor will hit moon, and moon will be completly destroyed. the fragments are flying towards the earth

in 2061 a big wind of the sun will fly towards earth and destroy everything which is electrical

2070 we will face friendly aliens

after 30 years of studiing us, 2100 they will bomb earth back into prehistorical time.



thats so sad i have to cry :cry:

 

[USJTrunks]

You actually believe all this crap?

 

[ph34r t3h Cute]

:S whats with all the threads now about all this **** is going to happan, lighten you u stupid morons;/ nothing is going to happan, ozone layer is repairing itself, the metor headed for earth will miss, and by that time we can just distory it anyways:\

 

[Chimpbot]

-The meteor won't kill off all 6 billion+ humans..its just not big enough to do that.

-Its quite improbable that an eruption that large would occur..ever

-There's more oil underground than you'd think...plus, by that time, more viable fuel sources will have been released to the public. Remember..these oil companies make sure that they stay on top..multiple fuel sources have been found, engines have been built that do not require gasoline, but these petrol and oil companies buy the plans and sit on them

-That statement implies that a meteor hit the moon once before.
we can take a guess..but there's really no way to be sure.

-By "big wind", do you mean a solar flare? It would have to be massive in order to traverse the insane distance between the sun and the earth.

-If there's any intelligent life out there, they'll do their best to avoid us....we're just too stupid.

-If we actually came into contact with other races..they'd most likely try to kill us...simply because we're stupid.


There..I've disproven all of the "realistic" ones..
No need to cry now

 

[SCIxX]

They'll think of something, we probobly surpassed many meteors without even knowing, also eventually the sun will get low on recources, and the moon is coming closer to earth, every year, only a tiny bit, but it's coming.

Even when a meteor would come and it would certainly hit, I wouldn't want to know when it's coming and even that it's coming, that'll only screw you up.

 

[ph34r t3h Cute]

er, i dont we will need to worry about the sun dieing, it will take about... 30,000,000,000 billion years or so, i think thats abit longer then the human race will last, or at least any of us here, i dont think we need to worry about it:tired:

 

[[DBZ]SSJ Vegeta]

Meteor NOT big enough to kill everyone on Earth....hmm...thats funny, on a show i saw, if a meteor hit that was the size of New York, everyone would either be instantly killed in a couple thousand miles, while the rest would undergo a global winter, and eventually freeze to death

Plus, the world is gonna end in December 2012 u GOMER! lol, the BIBLE said so....well...at least the "Bible Code" did

If not....this will be the OTHER scenario:

2025 - I become President of the United States
2030 - I take over and become Dictator of America
2033 - I unleash nuclear weapons on all unfriendly or useless countries (cough) FRANCE! (cough)
2040 - I eventually get bored, and blow up the world!

MUAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! PH34R ME!

I WILL SOON BE YOUR GOD!!!!!....until 2040.

 

[.FM.]

2023 FM is the ruler of the world...... :S

 

[DiebytheSword]

2099, Cucatoth arises, for the stars are right. After slaying FM and giving his soul to the bandwidth gods, Cucatoth eats the spam god, destroying him forever.

 

[Hibiki]

1999: a giant alien space fortress crash lands on a small island in the south pasific
2009: aliens invade wanting there fortress back and bombard the earth
2010: alien main fleet arives
2011: aliens totaly nuke 99% of earth




u know its gonna happen.... only a matter of time

 

[Phobius]

Direct yourself to this post to see my views on these dumb posts.

http://www.esforces.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=92613#post92613

 

[Lid]

in 2032 the natural resource oil is completely not there anymore


through math calvculations i calculated in saudi arabia ALONE there is enough oil to last 400 years.

 

[Suicider]

2003 we will see that we are all plugged in into the matrix, but as we see that the world in the matrix makes more fun than the dark old nuked earth, we tell the robots that we want to stay in it.

then we can get a lot of wishes ... blah blah...

10 years later on guy said he want to move faster than everyone and wants to cheat everything. the matrix system gets overloaded and explodes. all ppl wake up and kill the guy for killing the pretty world.

 

[Chimpbot]

Originally posted by [DBZ]SSJ Vegeta
Meteor NOT big enough to kill everyone on Earth....hmm...thats funny, on a show i saw, if a meteor hit that was the size of New York, everyone would either be instantly killed in a couple thousand miles, while the rest would undergo a global winter, and eventually freeze to death

Global winter..
This doesn't mean extreme cold..
It just means..cold...
Humans, like any other animal, can adapt to their environment.
While many would die, both from the impact and initial changeover, it wouldn't wipe out the entire race.

Really..you need to do a little more thinking and knowledge-gathering before you make such a claim..

It would take an extremely large meteor, or many meteor impacts at once to kill off all life on this planet.

 

[[ESF]nighthawk]

Originally posted by Tepus
er, i dont we will need to worry about the sun dieing, it will take about... 30,000,000,000 billion years or so, i think thats abit longer then the human race will last, or at least any of us here, i dont think we need to worry about it:tired:

Speak for yourselves, I plan on living forever!! Muhahhahahaa :devgrin:

 

[GhostfaceKillah]

Originally posted by [ESF]nighthawk


Speak for yourselves, I plan on living forever!! Muhahhahahaa :devgrin:

damn, i was planning on saying somtin like that... better think of somthin else to say...

 

[Arthos]

Our destiny as a race is not set in stone. There is no way to know what will happen and how. I like that kind of uncertainty. This crap could very well happen, but I doubt it. I don't wanna know the future, it would defeat the purpose of living through it since you will already have known what happens.

 

[owa]

pffft bring it theres notthng that could kill us were to stupid to die. I meen we are byfar the smartest thing known so far and some how we'd find a way to live.

 

[[DBZ]SSJ Vegeta]

ok, fine. not "extreme" cold, just real cold. but still, nothin would be able to grow, so no matter wut...everyone would STILL BE GONE!

BTW......FM ruling world? and Cucumba's race ruling? so sad...so sad.....

I said the truth...and u guys know it

 

[DiebytheSword]

Originally posted by [DBZ]SSJ Vegeta
Cucumba's race ruling? so sad...so sad.....

I said the truth...and u guys know it

You don't know the truth. The illusion has been pulled over your eyes to protect you from the horror.


THE HORROR!

And I said I'd sacrifice FM to the bandwidth gods, then eat the spam gods, pay attention.

Why would I rule nats?!?!?!?!

p)