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free towels and 1 free meal every 3 days !!

Short info:
Boltism is a religion founded by Bolteh and Hwoarang. Boltism follows a simple rule: "Don't sleep."
We believe that a human is born with a certain amount of hours that he/she can use to sleep.. when he/she sleeps, the amount of hours get smaller and smaller, untill theres nothing left.. then he/she will die.
That is why we, the followers of Boltism, don't sleep.. If we don"t sleep, we keep our hours, and we will stay young forever !

How to join?
SIMPLE! just give us all your money and live by our one and simple rule: "Don't sleep."
The Boltism only knows one sin: "Blinking your eyes." because blinking is closing your eyes for a microsecond, thus it's concidered as a microsleep. Sinners will be killed.

PM me or Hwoarang if you want to join!
 
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Man has always tried to find the fountain of youth. Bolteh and I have realized this "fountain" is a stupid idea. We know your tired of going through the pain of having to "wake up". Sleep is sooo overated and it's elimination in your life can lead to infinite possibilities.

Such as..

ETERNAL LIFE!!!
 
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... Yall sound like a bunch of stalkers...


(ah... those were the days hibiki)...

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-_-
 
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/me feels the boltism flowing.

Can't wait till the mass suicide commences. ;)
 

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hah, did he say mass suicides? he ment mass festivals, ahaha
 
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sicko's :eek:, sorry aint gonna join you, going to bed now ;)
 
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*Reads above post*







*copies idea in above post*
 
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I have killed many a man for blinking at me wrong, and haven't slept since 1993. Does this already make me a Boltist?
 
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you guys can try "not sleeping" and die of exhaustion for all i care.... but if you want a real religion join ghostfacekillah-ism... basically just give me all your money and your soul and your woman. in return you will get eternal happyness while rotting in the pits of hell
 
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/me signs up.

/me declares myself the Joker of Boltism.

/me dances in random poses to satisfy bolteh and hwoarang.
 
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How about you guys give me some money and call it...giving Silently some money-ism.
 

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nevermind, the religion just died because hwoarang stole all the money and ran off to some unknown location :'(
 
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I bet he's off to get some sleep.... o_o
 
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*holds hand out* come to me...give me money....and I will just turn you around and have you walk out that door....
 
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Yeah, something is def goin on here.

I know because my penis shrinks in the sign of danger...

it's my spidey sense...
 

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