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A warhammer. I know of no legendary ones, so I won't name any. A simple, inelegant tool that fares particularly well against heavy armored opponents where blades can fail.
 
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Can anyone say the Gundam Suit Zero Wing? Or Eyphon? I'd take those and own.
Deathscythe Hell ftw! I'd slash and slash until there was no tomorrow! When all hope was lost along with power, bang! Self Destruct! If I take them with me, great, my mortal enemies, even better!
 
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My ultimate Index Finger, gonna poke everyone in the eye <_<
 
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on the basis that only those who die valiently go to valhala in these circumstances.

ima go with "give me a sword, a shield, and point me at the biggest enemy out there.... thx".
 
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Modern weapon: Barret .50 Cal sniper rifle with a customized M-4 as my backup. Maybe some claymores too.

Oldschool Weapon: THE MIGHTY HAMMER MJOLNIR FOR I AM REALLY THOR GOD OF THUNDER!!!
 
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Tor would dress up as a woman, almost marry you, and kill you along with all of your friends. He did before, and he'll sure as hell do it again. Man does that God love his hammer.
 
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I garner every element at it's simplest form, multiplying my aptitude of 'what is' or the 'energy of all' to break time and creation.

I once awoke from quite a disturbing daydream... realizing I had collapsed eons of our universe by merely clinching my fist.

If I see sport in challenging these "gods" at their vain understanding of logic and physics...

...I entrust victory within the depths of my opponents fear, for the "Sky Skorcher", my charged halberd, blinds all possessions of hope.
 
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I garner every element at it's simplest form, multiplying my aptitude of 'what is' or the 'energy of all' to break time and creation.

I once awoke from quite a disturbing daydream... realizing I had collapsed eons of our universe by merely clinching my fist.

If I see sport in challenging these "gods" at their vain understanding of logic and physics...

...I entrust victory within the depths of my opponents fear, for the "Sky Skorcher", my charged halberd, blinds all possessions of hope.
Sounds like my cat.
 
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Except it's a gun, and The Nix is an incorporeal entity. Good luck with that.
 
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The Nix isn't a star, isn't related to stars, doesn't resemble a star and doesn't emanate from them. If you meant it in the ghost and spirits sort of way, The Nix isn't any of those either. The Holy Spirit she is not.
 
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But she's hot, right?

And I'm not talking about anything resembling or relating to suns, either.
 
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We copulate every 6 hours.
 
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I covered that in my post. When you find a way to kill the Verse, you'll have found a way to kill her. So hop to it.
 
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It all goes downhill from here... folks.
 

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