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"I'm made the same as you're made, and if I struggle with ill fortune that's my way"
~Made the Same by Paradise Lost
Good quote if you feel that people try and meddle in your own problems when you'd wish they'd leave you alone.
"People who are to weak to achieve their own dream will do anything to ruin yours"
~Not sure
I like that one too.... and I had one last quote...
oh yeah
"Man who run behind car get exhausted, man who run in front of car get tired."
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"
~Made the Same by Paradise Lost
Good quote if you feel that people try and meddle in your own problems when you'd wish they'd leave you alone.
"People who are to weak to achieve their own dream will do anything to ruin yours"
~Not sure
I like that one too.... and I had one last quote...
oh yeah
"Man who run behind car get exhausted, man who run in front of car get tired."
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"
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Ahhh Confucius!!!
Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge!
Man go to sleep with hard problem... wake up with solution in hand.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Man should learn to masturbate, come in handy.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge!
Man go to sleep with hard problem... wake up with solution in hand.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
Man should learn to masturbate, come in handy.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
To star wars fans-- Repeat after me: Darth Vader is not real. R2D2 is battery-operated. And the only thing The Force is interested in is your ten bucks. "
"...evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
"Good boy. Swearing on TV is the biggest threat to the world today. Have some drugs."
- Dead Ringers.
"The best ways don't always lead to the best results."
"Blame yourself or God."
"Play smart, not hard"
"Only those who breathe will survive"
"...evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
"Good boy. Swearing on TV is the biggest threat to the world today. Have some drugs."
- Dead Ringers.
"The best ways don't always lead to the best results."
"Blame yourself or God."
"Play smart, not hard"
"Only those who breathe will survive"
Oh boy, i'll never get tired of hearing that, lol
I don't know who originally said these, but i'm just gonna dish them out. Hopefully i'm not repeating any
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It's only funny when somebody gets hurt, then it's hilarious. (-i don't get it, myself-)
She, him, her, he, me, i, they, them, thier, we... it's all the same if your not human.
If you can't say it to my face, why bother to say anything about me at all?
If you can't say anything good about someone, don't say it at all.
Don't hate, apreciate.
How can you be your own person, if you need influence to create one?
If you laugh for no reason, you know your happy, but if you laugh at people, you know your sad inside...
I have gun, you have the bullet. I need the bullet, and you need the gun. Either way, one of us is going to die.
"Only children swear." -TS Kungfu Only!!! server admin
"If that make me a child, then i'm glad. I don't want to get older. I don't want to die. I want to live forever, but i know that will never happen." -me
"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people." (this was on a T-shirt)
If you don't think the other ones are important... plz, remember the bold one
Igrorence is bliss
knowledge is power
To be smart is not always to be wise, but to be wise you must always be smart
"To be or not to be, that is the question" - Shakespear
You life is a drop in the pond, to what the storm is outside
The brighter the light the deeper the shadows-The darker the night the brighter the ligh. They cannot exist without oneanother
Know thyn enemy but above all know thyn self
It is better to work hard, than to be worked hard
The old must make way for the new, but without any old at all the new would be very short lived
Politics is a game of dominos you must carefuly make it only to make it fall at just the right moment
Diplomancy is the art of saying the worst things in the nicest possible way
Submit with your right hand, but hold a dagger in the left
To be afraid is to be human
To be dead is to never die again
Most of these are mine, you should be able to spot the ones that are not tho
knowledge is power
To be smart is not always to be wise, but to be wise you must always be smart
"To be or not to be, that is the question" - Shakespear
You life is a drop in the pond, to what the storm is outside
The brighter the light the deeper the shadows-The darker the night the brighter the ligh. They cannot exist without oneanother
Know thyn enemy but above all know thyn self
It is better to work hard, than to be worked hard
The old must make way for the new, but without any old at all the new would be very short lived
Politics is a game of dominos you must carefuly make it only to make it fall at just the right moment
Diplomancy is the art of saying the worst things in the nicest possible way
Submit with your right hand, but hold a dagger in the left
To be afraid is to be human
To be dead is to never die again
Most of these are mine, you should be able to spot the ones that are not tho
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I think you should have just made a new thread instead of bumping old ones.SPiN_FAN said:bump
i think this needs to go back up and have more posts
If it has been over 4 months since a post, the thread died for a reason, let it rest in peace kthx.
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