Belly Buttons...Is your's an innie or an outie?

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You have a freaky belly button if it eats your shirts
 
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If I recall, it all has to do with how the doctor clips the cord.
wrong, i've an outie and it's not the docter's faild.
i just cryed mutch when i what a baby, so now it's out.
btw, who cares, it's my belly button.
 
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niobe said:
wrong, i've an outie and it's not the docter's faild.
i just cryed mutch when i what a baby, so now it's out.
btw, who cares, it's my belly button.
:shocked: He has an Outtie! Lets get him!

As for the shirt eating innie, I must say that is a bit strange. Although apparently the lint made by it is gooooooooood eating.

By the way, the guy who lost a dime in his belly button... Did anyone find any change in him? (haha another bad joke... :scared: )
 
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Reptile said:
while outties just sit there acting cool, hey look i´m out, if i was a twin and was about 25 cm higher you would love to rub me ^^
rofl omg

anyways i have the same problem where my bellie eats my shirt :\ damn innie...
 
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You all have freak innies

Mine doesn't even attempt to eat my shirts
 
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Your belly button eats your shirts?

o_O...
o_O...

Freak.

(Dont take that seriously.)
 
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Maybe our belly buttons are normal and yours is the freaky one that doesn't eat shirts?

and how can you be so sure that it doesn't attempt to eat your shirt? When your shirt is covering your belly button you can't see what its up to so it might be eating away, when you have no shirt you can see it but there's no shirt for it to eat. Yeah...betcha never thought about that before?
 
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Yeah... that so happens to be nowhere near any other nipple...at least on my body :rolleyes:
 
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Rock - Because if it had been trying my shirts would have holes where my belly button is.
 
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Amongst the dirty dutchies
y´all knows them are freaky basterds.

why is it then when you are hungry your belly buttons growls? o_O :scared: ;/
 
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It's the gasses in your intestine rumbling not your belly button growling
 
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It doesn't take huge chunks out of the shirt...It just nibbles on the fluffy bits on the inside of the shirt.
The growl is like a bellybutton belch. This happens after a good meal of fluff and oddiments. A true testiment to a satisfied bellybutton.
The gas thing is a different thing. Thats when your stomach is empty and the gases are floating around in the emptiness.
Trust me I've done research :cool:
 
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Rocky87 said:
It doesn't take huge chunks out of the shirt...It just nibbles on the fluffy bits on the inside of the shirt.
The growl is like a bellybutton belch. This happens after a good meal of fluff and oddiments. A true testiment to a satisfied bellybutton.
The gas thing is a different thing. Thats when your stomach is empty and the gases are floating around in the emptiness.
Trust me I've done research :cool:
You sir are insane
 
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innie.

i must say. this is the funniest thread ever... disgusting... but funny
 
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The bellybutton is just another part of the human body which is niether funny nor disgusting. I take offence to all those anti-bellybutton comments posted by all these anti-bellybuttonites. We have a right to live too! soon you're gonna put us in our own segregated bellybutton schools. You're all evil!
 

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