Bananas to go extinct!

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...In about 20 years. There's a disease spreading around the world thats slowly but surely wiping them all out. The only known defense against it is genetic immunity, which Bananas can never get since they reproduce asexually.

Apparently in the 1800's, there was another type of Banana that everyone agreed was superior, but that got wiped out by a disease so we started eating the inferior Banana's we eat today. ****s going to happen again.

The more you know.

Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/18/opinion/18koeppel.html, google
 
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wtf i like banana's. They're yummy, and they're shaped like penis' and I can deep throat them. Now I have to go back to cucumbers :(


Sad day.

Seriously though, if that happens I'll be pissed because banana's kick ass.
 

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Their going to have a replacement, but its going to suck compared to the bananas we know and (in your case) make love with.
 
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OMG this is unreal...poor bananas :\ I think I'll plant some in my back yard...they dont predict any crazy starving monkeys for the next twenty years right?
 
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Hmm, maybe there's a chance all those banana eating monkeys will start to consume animals, maybe even people?? MONKEYS GONNA EAT US AND THEN CONTROL OUR WORLD!!!
 
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wtf i like banana's. They're yummy, and they're shaped like penis' and I can deep throat them. Now I have to go back to cucumbers :(


Sad day.

Seriously though, if that happens I'll be pissed because banana's kick ass.
You are one little pervert :eek:.
 
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You are big little pervert :eek:.
Fixed.

Why does the world keep ****ing us over? What is the point in eradicating an entire banana race?

In Soviet Russia, extinct goes bananas!

Butt if we don't eat bananas, we can always eat banainais...

BANAINAIS!????

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...That was the worst song I have ever heard. Chakra, shame on you.

I had a good laugh Sub, thanks.
 

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Indeed it was. I listened to the entire thing, too. I kind of want to go and give it five stars just for the snake at the end, though.
 
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I find Bananas odd. It is a good fruit, however, correct me on this if you see necessary, but, it tastes sweeter when it's rotten. When it's completely black it is undeniably sweeter than it is when it's fully yellow. Even though the taste is sweet, if I eat it, I will throw up. But I know people who purposely allow their Bananas to go completely dark black before eating them, or using them as a puree.
 

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Don't worry MF. In like 20 years me and FP will have more rotten Banana's than you can possibly imagine.
 

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I would post what the fee will be, but there are children reading this.
 
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Just to clear things up, by "rotten bananas", do you mean gonorrhea infected penises?
 
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Don't forget kiddies, global warming will kill off both the infection and the bannanas. Win win scenario.













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