Are you a virgin?

[Adaptus]

You'll know the time is right when the A-button starts flashing on-screen, indicating a context-sensitive action.

At this moment, mash it.

Mash it with the vigor of a thousand buffaloes.

 

[Zeonix]

You'll know the time is right when the A-button starts flashing on-screen, indicating a context-sensitive action.

At this moment, mash it.

Mash it with the vigor of a thousand buffaloes.

The system has spoken. It is truly flawless.

 

[Sicron]

Seriously, you guys just think way too much about this. Just get yourself a girlfriend first and don't even think about getting laid yet.
If you get yourself a girlfriend, it will happen eventually. Nobody will know exactly when untill the moment is there.

 

[Brim]

Synth had it right, the pussy is on a pedestal and you aint gonna get nun of it till you take it off that pedestal and put it where it belongs...in the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen table, backseat of a car, her parents' basement on christmas eve...

Too much is built up around sex in our society today, yeah sex is awesome, even more awesome is ****ing, dirty, nail scratching, biting, screaming, sweating ****ing...but I digress, it is nothing more than another expression of feeling towards another person. Granted it is more of an end step, you get there like you would any other expressing of feeling like kissing or hugging or rug munching. Easiest way to get it, start dating a girl, take her out a few times, make out mess around, then make her a nice candle lit dinner with rose petals on the bed, and then ask to put it in her butt...girls love that

You can also do the tried and tested method of going to a party getting wasted picking out a girl and go after her, dont give up, keep hitting on her, dance with her, make witty comments in front of her, just be awesome and the women will flock


P.S. No I'm not a virgin, and I liked the first time story thing so here goes


Summer after my senior year in high school, was a pathetic piece of crap about women in high school (couldn't get over a girl, pined after her ceaselessly) so my best friend pretty much set me up. It was a saturday, I was getting ready to go to work at McDonalds (what what) and my friend brought her over (we had hung out and made out the night before) she interrupted my shower, took me to my room, 5 minutes later I was a man, and felt like ****

There's something relieving and disturbing about your first time being with someone you hardly know, and most likely dont care about. While it is good because you have no regrets about how it went down, or how she felt about it, or your performance (no one does well their first time). Yet at the same time I felt empty afterwards. I had the action without any emotions behind it, I barely even lusted for the woman. I felt lied to about sex and how special it was, I didn't feel any different than I did before, and it disturbed me.

Sex is good, it's best when you actually care about who you're giving the hot sausage to, but even if you don't there are ways to enjoy yourself (I like to try making pornstar poses and facial expressions). It's just pussy.

Always wear a rubber and if you can, put it in her pooper

 

[Almighty_Gir]

i have photographic evidence, and two eye whitness reports that i'm not a virgin...

god that weekend with kidboy was awsome

 

[Brosiris]

i have photographic evidence, and two eye whitness reports that i'm not a virgin...

god that weekend with kidboy was awsome

who was the catcher and who was the pitcher? Pics or bs.

 

[J-Dude]

Christ, how is it that everyone owns condoms? Just got back from getting lunch and a haircut and dropped by Walmart to see where the condoms were. I suspect the pharmacy section, but good God, there's a hundred people there...And the pharmacy section isn't exactly an area that I would have any business being in...Couldn't even enter the aisles there were so many people around. Chose Walmart because they have self-checkout, so I wouldn't have to have the damned things run under the nose of a cashier who would no doubt glare at me like I was planning to commit murder. How do you people do this ****?

 

[Zeonix]

J-Dude, everyone gets laid. Everyone. No one is going to take a second look at a box of condoms unless you're buying unless they're small or elephant-sized rubbers. Sometimes you'll get a clerk who'll say something along the lines of, "Getting lucky, eh? Eh? Eh? Know what I mean? Eh?" Otherwise, it's just completely ordinary.

You'll start getting looks if you buy more than 2 boxes of condoms though. If a girl is over at your house and she sees a large box of rubbers either full or near empty, she'll get turned off, so be careful about that too.

 

[J-Dude]

J-Dude, everyone gets laid. Everyone. No one is going to take a second look at a box of condoms unless you're buying unless they're small or elephant-sized rubbers. Sometimes you'll get a clerk who'll say something along the lines of, "Getting lucky, eh? Eh? Eh? Know what I mean? Eh?" Otherwise, it's just completely ordinary.

I'm not worried so much about the cashier, since I can avoid them; it's the idea of housewives buying tylenol for their kids at home glancing me scoping out the damned things and turning their nose up at me for being within 5 feet of something so taboo.

 

[Zeonix]

Housewives only have kids because they forgot to buy condoms, probably because her guy was too embarrassed to go buy them. Don't be that guy.

Or use cut out penis-sized wrappers from a garbage bag.

 

[Eon]

Who gives a ****? You won't see them again, they don't know you and vice versa, at the very least your teaching their children to have safe sex.

 

[Chakra-X]

Or use cut out penis-sized wrappers from a garbage bag.

Or you may not need to cut anything off!

Now I wait for a high five.

And as for the embarassment with condoms, yeah it'll be awkward. But I say have fun with it. Buy some really miscellaneous, yet potentially sexual items. Duck tape, skittles, and sleeping pills come to mind.

 

[kam!]

I'm not worried so much about the cashier, since I can avoid them; it's the idea of housewives buying tylenol for their kids at home glancing me scoping out the damned things and turning their nose up at me for being within 5 feet of something so taboo.

Since when is it taboo to have safe sex? I'd rather have some (dumb) people giving me strange looks than to have rubber-free sex.

 

[Almighty_Gir]

lol, i remember when i was 16 1/2, and in a dutch pharmacy buying rubbers with my first girlfriend...

the girl behind the counter had this look on her face like "i know what YOU are gonna be doing tonight..." she said something in dutch, that at the time i didn't understand, and my girlfriend swore was just a polite thing, but the way she blushed said otherwise.

i think the only annoying thing about the situation was wanting to **** the chick behind the counter more than my girlfriend. sounds bad i know, but i was 16 1/2 i wanted to **** everything with 2 legs and a pussy.... hell i don't think i'd have even been fussed about the 2 legs bit >_>

 

[J-Dude]

Okay, yeah I got it; it's a sign I'm being prudent, sure. I dunno, I've always had this potent fear of embarassment. It started with my Dad, who would (and still) makes fun of me whenever we're anywhere near something a normal dude would find embarassing to be involved in. A friend of mine does this as well. Like we'll walk by something girlish, and he'll go, "Hey, should I buy that for you for your birthday? XD"

I haven't given him any opportunities to do that in recent years, so a few months ago he went the extra mile and bought, and presented to me a Sailor Moon video tape he'd found in a neighbor's garage sale...I swear the man has screwed my mind over so horribly to dread being in any proximity to potentially embarassing things. I resent him for it.


EDIT:
@Onslought: Jebus the Car-Painter...SIXTEEN?! Is that normal?!

 

[Kaination]

EDIT:
@Onslought: Jebus the Car-Painter...SIXTEEN?! Is that normal?!

You don't know half of it. Almost ever girl in my school lost her virginity either freshman year or recent. It's hard to even find a girl that hasn't lost it at our school.

People are going into sex younger and younger. Right now the 'in' thing to do is lose it when your about 15-17. Couple years from now, it'll be 'cool' to lose it when your 9 D:

 

[Zeonix]

I was 13 when I first unleashed the Hammer of God, but people typically lose their virginity between 16 and 18 years of age. Then there are the stragglers who get laid during their college years. If you don't get any in college, you're in pretty bad shape. According to recent studies, the longer you wait, the higher your chances of being sexually dysfunctional. So try to get busy before it's too late. Use or lose it and all that.

@Kaination: If you go way back, kids were banging each other pretty much as soon as they were able to. Being preggers at 14 years old wasn't out of the ordinary. Conservatism and sexual repression knocked that out of our system for a few centuries, but we're swinging back around.

 

[Rocky]

@Onslought: Jebus the Car-Painter...SIXTEEN?! Is that normal?!

A lot of countries age of consent is 16, meaning its legal to do it. So yeah, 16 is more than normal

 

[J-Dude]

Age of consent isn't international? Good God...I shudder at the policies of primitive nations in that case...

Overall, this has been a pretty enlightening discussion. I have to say though, there's been a strange recurring theme with people here coveting access to the "backdoor"...Really, what is the difference?

...Other than being gauranteed not to knock her up...?

 

[elNarr]

Well, as for that: it's more tight, can be messy, lots of lube needed, can infect you more easily with aids/hiv if not using a condom.

Anal sex can be good for both, but can also be unpleasant for the woman.
Although i highly doubt that most women who have said to like it, are thinking different ( not wanting to piss the boyfriend off or just trying it out of curiosity and don't like it but don't want to tell to the partner to kill the mood).


This can evolve in to a fetish for some people, like only wanting ass instead of pussy.