Are you a virgin?

[MF29]

Yes .

 

[DaRkOwNs]

yep, i am not a virigin. and if you need proof theres a couple of threads on this forum that shows the process of me losing it. too bad saru's not around anymore.

/dark comedy

i hope your not referring too me.

 

[Brosiris]

I'm a virgin. I don't want pillowpants to bite off my penis :x

 

[Eon]

yep, i am not a virigin. and if you need proof theres a couple of threads on this forum that shows the process of me losing it. too bad saru's not around anymore.



i hope your not referring too me.

Because the internet doesn't lie.

 

[Barney]

I am not a virgin.

If you don't believe me then **** you. Literally.

 

[Eon]

Ready and waiting.

 

[JasonX]

Damn LegandarY for voting all options!

 

[Rocky]

There's a decent chance I can but I'd rather avoid such testing so as not to have to pay child support o_o

That's so true.

 

[Engar]

Not a virgin.. though I stand as a testament to what is wrong with the 'Just Get It Over With' Philosophy of sexual exploration.

 

[J-Dude]

Virgin, yes (I hear any crap about it, there'll be Hell to pay).

And it's not for being rejected either...I've just never understood the dating process. Too timid to try, because I have a likely irrational fear that I'll immediately be branded a pervert and jerk and be slapped for trying...I only think it's safe with girls you actually GET TO KNOW and regularly see...but in any case, I'm very much an introvert. I socialize when spoken to or when I have something to say. The idea of asking total strangers out is foreign to me...And I'm rarely in any situation in which I might actually meet a girl, and I don't know how to change that, because nearly all of my extracurricular activities take place at home, here on my computer.

I don't think much of my appearance, mainly because I despise my voice. My family considers me hansom, but I don't know if loyalty comes in or not, though I know enough to understand that I'm above-average looking, though I have extremely little physique. I'm constantly bugged by my family to grow out my facial hair, which I consider a persistent burden. I once did this on vacation in Colorado last year to humor my folks, and my Aunt commented to my bewilderment and skepticism after a trip to a mall in Denver that she saw a lot of girls around my age-group turn their heads when I passed. I have no idea if she's being honest and I have no observation skills whatsoever, or if she's lying to infuse confidence in me...

But at any rate...Even WHEN you're dating, how the Hell does sex come into the conversation? Who suggests it? When is the agreement made? No way the male suggests it; that's just asking for the girl to slap him, mark him a pervert forever and tell everyone she knows never to so much as look at him...

[sarcasm]Boy, I SURE sound the optimistic type, don't I?[/sarcasm]

 

[Eon]

eh, you can look like a complete ****wad and still get laid. It's all about self confidence and how you carry yourself, unless your very fat, then you're ****ed.

It's not really brought up most of the time..it just happens. Invest in a box of condoms, keep it by your nightstand, and have a few in your car. Make out sessions in the heat of the moment tend to have clothes come off. And when she's drunk you ask to park it in her pooper.

 

[Rocky]

It's not really brought up most of the time..it just happens. Invest in a box of condoms, keep it by your nightstand, and have a few in your car.

Although theres nothing more embarrassing than reaching for an expired condom. If you wanna kill the mood keep a couple of condoms in your room for a couple of years. She'll love it...>_>

 

[J-Dude]

eh, you can look like a complete ****wad and still get laid. It's all about self confidence and how you carry yourself, unless your very fat, then you're ****ed.

It's not really brought up most of the time..it just happens. Invest in a box of condoms, keep it by your nightstand, and have a few in your car. Make out sessions in the heat of the moment tend to have clothes come off. And when she's drunk you ask to park it in her pooper.

And how exactly do make-out sessions begin? When does a girl actually start LIKING you enough to get herself involved like that? Pardon me if it's hard for me to imagine a girl having the least bit of interest in the guy she's dating...I always would figure she'd be indifferent about you...Plus, not mentioning that I have no idea where condoms are purchased, I don't think keeping something like that around my room in plain sight would be something my parents would be particularly thrilled about...Even if they DO very much support the notion of me dating...Enough to practically shove me out the door at least...

 

[Eon]

Condoms can be bought at walgreens, wal-mart, etc. Pharmacy places.

if a girl is dating you...that obviously mean she's interested, once you get over the "first kiss" with a new girlfriend you'll be macking all over each other in annoying places. Just when you're alone with her be manly, and have no fear. Usually the perfect moments for this are those "awkward silences" that's usually her expecting you to be a man.

also, punching women in the throat = bad. trust me.

 

[J-Dude]

Condoms can be bought at walgreens, wal-mart, etc. Pharmacy places.

if a girl is dating you...that obviously mean she's interested, once you get over the "first kiss" with a new girlfriend you'll be macking all over each other in annoying places. Just when you're alone with her be manly, and have no fear. Usually the perfect moments for this are those "awkward silences" that's usually her expecting you to be a man.

also, punching women in the throat = bad. trust me.

Hmm...That's something I fear, is not recognizing a moment in which she would expect me to make a move...

But why the Hell would you punch her in the throat?? That's as backwards towards chivalry as...

 

[Eon]

It was a joke.

Trust me, girls aren't advanced cyborgs who process right moments, the whole fun of everything is feeling chemistry, and going with your gut.

 

[Rocky]

Its hard to really explain it, but basically you'll recognise it when its there. That's all you can really say about it.

 

[Barney]

Usually when you're feeling some chemistry going on...so is the girl. That's when you make the move. Also, if you go for it and she's not into it she's not going to automatically think you're a pervert, I used to have fears like that also and although I'm not 100% over them, I'm a lot more confident in myself now so it doesn't get in my way as much. I'm still a huge pussy though, thankfully my last girlfriend was a crazy Puerto Rican chick who was practically a nymph.

 

[imkongkong]

it just happens

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PDmI6cVqCEc

 

[Synth]

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.