The funny thing about living another year is realizing that all those who were supposed to kill me have failed.
SaKuMa, Assassin's Apprentice, I'm certain that we'll fight in the future if you become a master.
Phatslugga, you get a new name. Thinslugga.
Grega, the first time I ever saw you post, I thought that you may be trying to impersonate Greg, soo.... I didn't ban you then, that's good enough

Majin_You, have a corner piece!! Cake isn't my thing so you can have my share of it all.
Hib, I apologize, so I've made a mold of my ass to make you a cake with.
Dask, at first I thought of giving you the name Miroku, but that's still a part of my past. Then I decided to let you have Devin, but thats a part of my present. I planned on changing my name to ass burglar so you can have that name before I change to it

Entaro Adun, Tassadar. Your birthday will surely be as glamorous.
Kurt, I'll put on deodorant just this once for you so you won't have to smell me.
Karrde, I'll be watching my back. I'll keep it turned on you for just a second longer to give you more time to plant the knife in it, but only a second. Then I'm wailin on you.
Cuc, I'll give into the madness. But only for a bit. You know how I'm going to oppose things that fate probably won't even allow me to change.
KelesK. Yes... Thanks.