A Touring Vantrilaquist Goes to Australia when he was walking about he saw an old farmer sitting next to the hius dog so he figures he would have some fun. He walks up to the farmer and asks if he can talk to his dog the farmer says "stupid guy dogs dont talk but go ahead if you wish" So the Vantriaquist starts talking to the the dog he asks how the farmer treats him
The dog says " he treats me good plays fetch with me and takes me to the lake to swim everyother day" The farmer is Dumbfounded So next the Vantrilquist asks if he could go talk to the horse Farmer says "Horses cant talk ,uhh i think, go ahead and try to talk to him" So the Vantriliquist Aks the Horse how the Farmer treats him, the horse says " Pretty good he brushes me everyday, walks me every other day. So next the Tranquilquist asks the farmer to talk to the sheep The Farmer Yells"The Sheeps a ****ING LIAR!!"
The dog says " he treats me good plays fetch with me and takes me to the lake to swim everyother day" The farmer is Dumbfounded So next the Vantrilquist asks if he could go talk to the horse Farmer says "Horses cant talk ,uhh i think, go ahead and try to talk to him" So the Vantriliquist Aks the Horse how the Farmer treats him, the horse says " Pretty good he brushes me everyday, walks me every other day. So next the Tranquilquist asks the farmer to talk to the sheep The Farmer Yells"The Sheeps a ****ING LIAR!!"