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  1. DiebytheSword

    Help Wanted

    Magus is my second born. These official files, which cannot be challeneged, as I am the athoritarian, clearly point out the fact that he is infact my second born. Funny, the papers suddenly say that my poor wife had twins and that the other was named Rocky. Guards, seize him. Truly amazing...
  2. DiebytheSword

    Help Wanted

    No, socialism is too nice, too kind these days; people openly love it on MSNBC and in Hollywood. Blame Athoritarianism, which everyone hates unless they are the athoritarian. Speaking of which, Deathpickles, take this one away for full-birth abortion. He's using up to much oxygen, depleteing...
  3. DiebytheSword

    Help Wanted

    LMAO! Well played sir, well played.
  4. DiebytheSword

    Help Wanted

    Now that I'm aware of this, I feel it neccesary to state . . . Eon . . . I am your father. And you're my second kid.
  5. DiebytheSword

    Real beauty is skin deep... OMG TEH PIX THREAD!

    I know, but that's over now. Back down from the IP lawsuit, and I won't reveal how you smuggle mexicans in. Your secret is safe with me, Muchacho in el An . . . Eon.
  6. DiebytheSword

    Real beauty is skin deep... OMG TEH PIX THREAD!

    I think it was smuggled past TSA with your anus, how do you like them apples? We know how TSA patdowns have been relaxed in your state.
  7. DiebytheSword

    Help Wanted

    I would apply, but you would let the power get to my head.
  8. DiebytheSword

    Real beauty is skin deep... OMG TEH PIX THREAD!

    Don't do that again, you share bans if you share with banned people.
  9. DiebytheSword

    How to insert a video into a signature?

    You do realize your going to lag the hell out of any page that you've posted a ton on, right?
  10. DiebytheSword

    Hi o/

    You need to verify that you own a valid copy of half life on steam before anyone will answer any ESF technical help questions. After that, you will be allowed to post in our help and support section.
  11. DiebytheSword

    What the **** guys?

    I . . . I can't apologize after the Tripoli incedent. You know why, and you know who. It . . . it doesn't matter anymore. Anyhow, happy birthday!
  12. DiebytheSword

    How did you found ESF?

    This. The accompanying article in that mag also introduced bid for power, etc.
  13. DiebytheSword

    Challenge

    Deep beneath the city of Forumscant there are twisting passages that stretch for miles, countless noobs have made the tunnels their homes when they couldn't hack it on the surface. But you have a map. This map takes you deeper than anyone has ever gone before . . . who built these tunnels and...
  14. DiebytheSword

    Challenge

    No one is going to accept the new meat challenge? I would throw my own hat into the ring if I wasn't currently writing a round against Kelesk, but I am not opposed to reffing this round.
  15. DiebytheSword

    Sword is the preffered shortening :) Besides that, I have no idea what you are refencing O_o

    Sword is the preffered shortening :) Besides that, I have no idea what you are refencing O_o
  16. DiebytheSword

    tl;dr: no one has any idea what they're talking about

    Agreed, a saltless diet is very hard, but problems like diabetes can throw your salt way low.
  17. DiebytheSword

    Nasa confirms Space Time Vortex surrounding Earth. - Einstein right again.

    Standing on the shoulders of giants indeed. This is a great leap forward in understanding, and quite the hurdle for anyone who wants to prove Einstein wrong.
  18. DiebytheSword

    tl;dr: no one has any idea what they're talking about

    Your moderate funeral pal. :p http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt#Health_effects
  19. DiebytheSword

    tl;dr: no one has any idea what they're talking about

    Everything in moderation. Going too low on your salt can kill you just as readily as a heart attack.
  20. DiebytheSword

    Osama bin Laden dead(supposedly)

    I'm of the opinion that the intellegence gleaned from the operation is of more importance than his death. That said, I look forward to your musing.
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