Lid I challeng you (battle of the madmen of ESF)

[Ecchi Pr0n]

Yep battle of the madmen and championship of Off-topic, sparks will fly as tenticle monsters meet icecream men yep . . . ^_^

so yep, i challenge you Lid!

 

[Lid]

i accept and remove this part out of fear of cod.

this will indded be the most bizarre fight ever, at leats on my part.

 

[DiebytheSword]

I will referee this battle for the best of three rounds. This contest if for the Off-Topic Championship.

The venue will be the shores of madness, Antartica, at the foot of Unknown Kadath!

(HP Lovecraft reference for the uninitiated.)

 

[Ecchi Pr0n]

*A man Clad in suit stands across from Lid*

"I don’t care about you . . ."
"or even if I survive"

"but that’s me . . ."

"sometimes I feel like I'm not my self"

*he closes his eyes, a loud ring reverberates in his ear*
*Crouches over and lets an ungodly cry as 6 tentacles rip out of his back*

*the artic wind quickly attacks the bare skin, but he shakes it off*

"I care about you"

"Mwhahahaha . . . I will eat your post count and give you a count of 100,000"

"Ice cream man, which sprung forth from me, I will take you back"

*Nameless roars as his hands start to glow*
*starts with the Ninjitsu hand gestures (Tiger)(Horse)(Crane)(Rat)*

*His body reflects a green firey glow as his body heats up, and the snow around them starts to melt, leaving a wet steamy mist on the field"

"Im hot and bothered lets go"

 

[Lid]

"I don't even know why i'm here. Your mother is a shruggery and your father resembles a highly evolved ape."

I breath these words like a respirator, which also breathes words but for living and stuff. The sun around us twists and terms in a spasmic motion showing that it is soon going to implode and suck the eath away and there will be NO MORE FISH.

"Your tentacles... *snore*..."

I fall asleep, as my narcolepsy hits me like a tonne of bricks, much like a tonne of feathers that people seem to think weigh less. I stand there through the ages as birds use my ear as a nest.

*a year later*

I am woken by a sound much like that of a pelican being used to smack steel, that turns out to be a pelican being smacked by steel.

I stride up to my opponent, ecchi looks at me, i look down at him. Ecchi grows much like a strawberry bush around the pole that is currently having a strawberry bush growign around it.

"Yuor Dade", i say in my dyslexic way.

 

[DiebytheSword]

Rotfl, let the combat . . .

. . . BEGIN!

 

[Ecchi Pr0n]

"One year of waiting, has made me all wet . . . "

Ecchi_Pr0n runs at lid, wishing to plant his fingers inside him, but a sharp pain arouses him as he turns back to see an ice cream man manhandling one of his ligaments, Ecchi screams "Your death will be pure ecstasy" as he leaps into the air and back flips over Lid Ice-cream man #1 and firmly thrusts and perforate the man of ice-cream with 4 tentacles, a stream of green liquid gushes out of the mans orifices as Ecchi tosses him to Lid. "Your next" Ecchi Muttered, Lid softly kicks the Hunk of Swiss cheese and moans " Oh yours gonna be nice and decomposed after this fight, ill grab you after the fight" then runs towards Ecchi stops 15ft away and tosses 5 cones onto the snow as they start to glow and hum and form, Ecchi quickly smashes one cone but is too late for the others as they form into a humanoid form each wielding with a special weapon in their hand.

Ice Man #1 - Ice cream scooper of castration

Ice Man #2 - Sprinkles of exploding things

Ice Man #3 - Canorous nut Human eaters

Ice Man #4 - an inflatable sheep (BAHHHH)

"they are like men with like ice but men with things" Lid scriggles about as he drops to the floor fast asleep

A sharp pain flashes across Ecchi's back accompanied by a flash of light and blast from IM2's sprinkles. Ecchi's Tentacles are now gone . . .Ecchi Hunches over and Screeches like a female dog in heat as a thick green glop quagalates over the wounds as the limbs fall off. "Ahhhhh, you will regret that you freak of ice" Ecchi Performs Ninjitsu gestures (Ox)(Rabbit)(Snake), the tentacles melt into white goo as it starts to reform on his left hand to a . .a. . .an arm master blaster cannon, *gun ****s with a Ka-chink* The icemen don’t know what to make of this and proceed to move in cautiously, Ecchi closes his eyes to hear the steps of his attackers, IM1 attempts to creep from below to reap his devastating weapon on his Victim, Ecchi realize it and unloads unto the Iceman thick loads of white goop, as he punches his fist through the man's head absorbing the weapon, switches master blaster functions to castrate and lets losses 2 gooey boomerangs that swing round right round and decapitates IM2 head as the second boomerang bring back the treasure Ecchi feels his skin burn as nuts start to devour his flesh . . .

 

[Lid]

Lid wakes up from the dream of whatever ecchi just claimed happen and begins the actual real fight outside of the dark city equilibrium matrix charlies angels.

So there I was, with the president of the united states of america, Mr Al Gore. We were playing crochet on the ice of antarctica while waiting for a late night game of bomb the russians where out of nowhere this ****ING GORILLA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE! I ducked and dived and then proceeded to use the looming giant of Al Gore as a giant baseball bat. Using the dreaded thick skull I beat the poor gorilla into submission. While savouring my victory to a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster that happend to be dropped off by the crew of the heart of gold who were off to Milliways to party with Slartiblartfast out comes ecchi and kicks me in the shins.

"Ow, my shins", i said in the way that most people state the obvious that a. the part injured, b. the part is injured, and c. the person is injured.

I turned around to the little baby octopus, which was where ecchi was before. I chose not to ask how the hell he managed to kick me in the shins where all he has is 8 tentacles. Instead i grabbed him and put him in a fishtank with one of those cool castle things and seamonkeys.

Daily i would feed my ecchi octopus on a diet of tiny bits of meat and some leftover burnt scraps of the original master copy of Gigli. Then one day i get evil and pull Ecchi octopus out of the tank and into the air.

"YES WITHOUT YOUR WATER YOU WILL DROWN IN THE AIR!", i exclaimed, with the full knowledge that octopus's can in most cases survive without water for lengths at a time.

"Glurble Glurble", Ecchi octopus responded sitting there baking in the frozen tundra of Antarctica.

It was at this point i realised that this wasn't an octopus at all and was in fact a now very shocked and most probably drowned child playing with grape vines.

At this point I turned around and say Ecchi standing there reading the newspaper. I ran upto him and with all my might i used the full force of my poer and I EXCLAIMED!

"Do you have the time chap? I don't want to miss 24, because you know Kim Bauer is hot."

"Oh sure", Ecchi replied. On one of his many tentacles he had a Casio Z-270 Watch. At this point i would like to thank my fight sponsor Casio! GOOOOOOO CASIO!

Ecchi then proceeded to beat the living **** out of me with the rest of his tentacles.

"Ow, that hurts", I said again, realising this time it was pain and not integestion from a kid playing with grapevines.

I turned around and then proceeded to put my hand behind my back, and in true cartoon fashion THE BIGGEST ****ING KNIFE gets revealed. Despite the fact the knife is at least 40 feet long and it would be physically impossible to balance at a rate so that I could stab Ecchi in the eye like most squids... octopus's... rape beasts... whatever he is. So instead I chopped off all his tentacles and sold them to some equisite gourmet restaurants where i was told I had the best tasting tentacle they had ever tasted.

After living it up in sunny California I looked at my Casio Z-560, mmmm casio, and realised that Ecchi was kinda bleeding to death in the Antarctic. So I grabbed a ride off John Travolta, flew to the North Pole by accident, because all Scientologists have retarded senses of direction. Grabbed a lift off Santa who told me about his many cousins at Nuk'Gai who were my drinking buddies.

On arrival back at the antarctic i got the honour of seeing Ecchi teaching mentally handicapped kids how to read, write, and be as normal as mentally handicapped kids can be. As a sign of goodfaith I dressed up as Thor, ran upto Ecchi, pulled out a molten sledgehammer covered in Tobasco aand then...

"HAVE AT THE NAY! HERE COMETH SON OF ODIN TO FIND FOUL BEAST AT ROGNORAK!", as my Hammer aimed true and caused Ecchis left pinky to collapse under the weight of the rest of his body going all numb from pain...

 

[DiebytheSword]

This one was tough as hell to call (mainly because hell has no phones), but I give the round to Thor . . . er Lid.

 

[Ecchi Pr0n]

Ecchi Cries for his left pinky, then he he-***** man slaps Thor, because they have to go meet balder for the match of the swine birthing contest. “We have to meet our dear old brother to see his Weird pig fetish". The Two run down the fields of snow as they trail the mortal children behind them in a burlap sack as they casually drop the sack of the moat of Baulder's castle. The evening sets off as Li . . . err Thor plays with sharp pointy shiny objects, and I err Loki is off making a mockery of Gefjon as the night goes on, Loki returns to see Thor running around with scissors as he trips and stabs balder in the chest, balder laughs it off as he can not die, then utter panic fell over him as Um Thor was stabbing mistle toe with it a few minuets ago, Loki rushes over to help Baulder but the doors swing open to Odin who wishes to talk to Baulder about the squiggly thing that’s like round and metal but no one knows what its called, but as instantly as the door swung open Thor pointed his fingers at Loki, who which immediately was sentence to having a trouser snake drip goo into his eyes for eternity, this getting lonely he mates with the snake producing a son, in which he casts over to Thor to eat . . .

(Alarm clock blares)

"Man those shrooms last night made me funky " Ecchi looks over to his right and sees lid "Oh god say we didn’t do what I hope we didn’t do"

(Alarm clock blares)

"Lid you owe me 2 buttons and a piece of lint for that Barbie doll . . . stop playing with that damn doll and pay me!" in frustration I kick the Barbie doll out the window to only revel that Lid is Dead!!!! I take his corpse to wild wave water theme park and tosses his body into the kiddy pool and runs off to go home to play Matrix D20 since its Friday, as peer resets him for the 25th time, I ***** slap her and make her cry. . . . I feel bad, but just then the phone rings with heavy breathing " Hoioh haaa Hoooo herrr" in the Darth Vader stalker tone and it quickly hangs up, a second call comes in and terribly I listen " It was my dumbass Isp telling me they're gonna upgrade something or another and I'm gonna lose internet connection in 3 2 1 now, but before that a IM pops up saying I have 1 week.

*one week passes by*
"OMFG I'm gonna kill the next fsking thing that pops through that door!" As soon as that’s said the door swings open and I full the assailant full of 12 gauge shells as if a ballerina he fall to the ground . . . (god damnit not again . . .) after this I hull the corpse back to the kiddy pool but before I arrive I am pulled over by the cops and they find the dead body, I’m shoved in the back of the squad car, where I Here "dude where’s my car?" as Lid looks at me . . .

(The prison yard)
The prison food is horrible no sauce for the steak and they don’t have any Coke only Pepsi, I fall fast asleep with a hand on a knife under my pillow, later that night I’m awoken by heavy breathing over my face . . . I panic and whip out the knife and plunge it into the eye of . . . Lid, he was all like "d00d thats my eye, oh well bubba will like that" he then runs full force into the bars head first and lands with a thunk. In the morning I’m called to the wardens office, and I am freed from jail since the man I blaster and filled with lead was Escape convict Gary Ridgeway (The green river killer).

I felt bad leaving lid behind I really did . . .

Time passes by and I forget about my stoner shrooms eating buddy and I became an old man.

(60 years later)

As I get ready for bed I take my capsule of vitamin V, V is for Viagra, as my blood starts pulsating, a tractor plows into the side of my house, and I see the decrepit one eyed Lid "Lid WTF are you doing" Lid coolly says I’m dropping in . . . no wait I’m driving in the side like a side ways going thing of moving side ways . . . "Where have you been all this time!" I yell, "Jail, after I served my sentence of 7 days I liked it so I stayed" he yawns " But how'd you get there in the first place?" I ask, "Oh I never told you, it involves me and a police horse *censored for the love of some god of almighty something or another* and that’s how I got there", I quickly remember the Barbie doll " Hey where my 2 buttons and a piece of lint" Lid lifts up his shirt and a metal pipe is like a "toy" about 8 inches through. . . ."I’m not gonna ask" Lid quickly says well I’m gonna tell you " OMFG my brain hurts as I try to shield you from the horror of this story", with this I quickly take the offensive as I rush him at old man pace with my cane to bonk him on the head

(A loud crack opens up on the floor)
The two ancient ones stand their as Baulder XP cybernetic body bursts through, "through the magic of the gates of bill I have returned" its MS Sam voice rings, I scream like a girl “You where only a dream that I dreamt of dreaming but didn’t seeing I didn’t sleep with lid . . . I hope . . ", Lid cautiously pulls out a 6 shooter colt magnum and aims it at the robot and his finger itches then then *Click* the gun doesn’t fire and Lid wonders why, he believes that something’s jammed so he peers into the barrel with his only good eye and pulls the trigger *click*, Stupid bullets, Lid is then grabbed by the Baulder XP and his brain is removed from his body and implanted in one of the cavities of the machine, I freak out and run the hell away from it, but its no use it captures me and as it is about to rip my brain out, I cast Blue screen of Death on the thing

Ecchi rolls 1d20+8, and gets a 28,

Wewt a perfect, Ha-Ha silly mortal I rz immune to blue screen of barth, it halts to a blue error report of XP!, but as I got to my feet it rebooted and now it comes closer, closer then a retarded voice is broadcasted " What does this button do!!!" Lids voice chimes as he presses the BFG switch . . . . "Thanks allot Lid" I mutter . . . as it comes closer it points and aims and *click* *click* "Stupid antimatter of matter which is like solid things of death! , ohhh what does this button do" chimes in as lid presses the red button that clearly reads don’t press this button . . . the count down stars. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. *ka-chink* the MS voice chimes in with laughter "stupid mortal thought that I could die so easily", He halts in all operation and then firmly says, Windows has detected updates and is now dling them for you. (2 weeks pass and the squirrels start to make a home in Baulder XP, as it whirls back on, which then prompted that windows has detected an error in recent dl, you must format your computer and buy Windows XPK4)

I then choose to take out Lid's brain and implant it with mine, now I am an Ultimate Dyslexic Skitso Tentacle Ice cream man god with narsia sleeping disorder . . . Wewt! Time to play with Barbie i want her and Ken to do the rising lotus postion

 

[Lid]

So there I was hanging out on the grounds with my brain currently in the air wondering where all the tomatos that mr mcgee had bought from old papa johns when he was out at the fair of 49. It is worth noting the story of papa John and Mr Mcgee before i continue the tale of my brain being transferred through oxygen even though oxygen impacting on braincells could have some horrible effect on my lack of braincells. At least it would if i had any left.

Back in 49 McGee was on the farm, right? and like he had no tomatoes

"**** i need some tomatoes," he said to no one in particular. Here's another thing, why the hell do people state the obvious even when no one is around. Hey guys it looks like i need my virginity back. As a further progress this story let's say McGee had a sidekick named Rover who was a super intelligent oxygen molecule who for no apparent reason got bored of dominating peoples lungs and instead decided to talk to McGee.

-Yah, ya do mate, hiyuck, imso horny. Buy dem tomataz lad hick- said Rover. He was a ****ing genius i tells ya.

So McGee went down to the old markets with a wheelbarrow filled with pine-cone babies that he had grown since birth and named them after their mothers, Pinecone Jr. That was all of their names. Made it pretty easy at dinner time. So McGee is walking in the markets and then he comes to a shop called Papa John's Tomatos, with the sign out front saying WE SELL TOMATOS. And a blind begger on the footstep wearing a sign saying WILL BEG FOR TOMATOS PRECIOUS RARAR I'M GONNA TELL U THE END OF THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS IF U DON'T.

"Looks like this place sells tomatos," said McGee who still didn't realise he is a ****ing lonely old man without a friend in the world. Excep rover. And a corn stalk that he claimed was in the shape of Jesus Christ. Though that corn stalk after about 3 seconds tried to stab McGee in the throat. At least he would've if he remembered that he was a vegetable without a functioning brain so he couldn't move at all.

-Nah i'm not so sure- said rover the ****ing gimp. It is worth noting that even though Rover swas superintelligent he was super-intelligent by oxygen molecules. And seeing as oxygen molecules don't have any intelligence to begin with he kinds had the intelligence of an inbred redneck from Texas names Jeff who believed the flat earth was a giant frisbee for a dog named Rex owned by a man who ironically enough was called McGee too. Though that Mcgee didn't have a super-intelligent oxygen molecule. That McGee sucked.

So anywho McGee went in, bought some tomatos, went home, and choked to death on a tomato that possessed a particularly hard seed. It's also worth noting that McGee hanged himself but i think that was a set-up by the tomato companies to prevent an investigation.

This has absolutley no bearing on the actual fight whatsoever.

My brain is being transported by aerogyro. It then ends up inside the body of Ecchi. So now to not confuse anyone i will now refer to myself in the 4th person, which is referring to an omnicipant 3rd person who then refers to the first person in question in the story. Furthermore as we have switched bodies I will be known as Ecchi-Lid and Ecchi will be known as Ecchi-Lid

So then the creator watched as Ecchi-Lid spoke "I WANT TO PLAY WITH ROSESESESESESESESES." After which the creator watched as Ecchi-Lid charged at Ecchi-Lid with a giant ham covered in sesame seeds. The creator watched as the ham hit Ecchi-Lid hit Ecchi-Lid in the shins.

"OH MY EYE!" The creator saw Ecchi-Lid exclaim even though the ham had hit nowhere near his eyes and he;s just retarded. Nevertheless the creator saw Ecchi-Lid was now blind for no reason whatsoever. The creator came to the conclusion that Ecchi-Lid's eyes tried as a self-defence mechanism to blow-up and cause Ecchi-Lid to die so that Ecchi-Lid could win the fight. The eyes failed. What a pair of failures.

The creator watched as Ecchi-Lid now pulled out a sword as Ecchi-Lid stumpled around... well not so much stumbled around as fell to the floor and started beating his skull with the skull of a deer. The creator decided that a deer head was required. And what the creator says goes, ok?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

The creator saw Ecchi-Lid cut off one of Ecchi-Lid's arms with a swing of Ecchi-Lid's sword. The creator thought this swing was to bland so instead set time back, and then called forth an army of ninjas to start doing a dance routine while Ecchi-Lid raised his sword into the air, much like an egg that people also lift into the air, and cut off Ecchi-Lid's arm which is now cut-off from his body in the cut-off sort of way that a limb doesn't work when it's no longer attatched to the body.

"Are you ready to give up?" said Ecchi-Lid as the creaotr watched. It is worth noting that this is Ecchi-Lid as in Ecchi-Lid the one with the body of Lid but the mind of Ecchi. Which is why his sentence makes sense.

The creator watches as Ecchi-Lid watches as Ecchi-Lid replies with "it is but a fleshwound." Ecchi-Lid looks at Ecchi-Lid who looks at Ecchi-Lid (for the druation fo the story the creator will also be called Ecchi-Lid. Because the name creator is also copyright colonial sanders architect industries). Ecchi-Lid then sees Ecchi-Lid raise to two feet, which makes sense, as he has two feet, but only one arm.

"THOU HAST BATTLE I JOINED!" exclaims Ecchi-Lid to Ecchi-Lid who is being watched by Ecchi-Lid. Ecchi-Lid then, for no apparent reason being stopped by Ecchi-Lid and being watched by Ecchi-Lid who just realised that instead of watching porn he's watching Ecchi-Lid fight Ecchi-Lid. Ecchi-Lid races past the dancing marcarena monkeys and past the ninjas of ghu'thal who for no apparent reason just popped into existance before being crushed by a very surprised looking sperm whale. For good measure one of them also got hit in the head by a pot of daffodils. Then Ecchi-Lid watches Ecch-Lid as he wins the special olympics. Ecchi-Lid watches Ecchi-Lid watch Ecchi-Lid as he races in the special olympics with the body of ecchi and the mind of lid, making him legally retarded. Instead of just illegally retarded. At this point Ecchi-Lid gets tired of the battle and goes home.

Ecchi-Lid watches Ecchi-Lid as he arrives home and puts his housekeys on the front counter. Ecchi-Lid watches as Ecchi-Lid then says hello to his roomate Rhelly, the spastic wallet. Ecchi-Lid precieves as Ecchi-Lid walks upstairs and goes and makes dinner with his one working hand (because his other one got cut off remember? see this story does have some continuity. **** you.) after which he eats his meal of boiled monkey brains. Ecchi-Lid watches Ecchi-Lid sit on the couch next to a giant pinetree then out of nowhere McGee appears in Ecchi-Lid Creators room and kills his ****ing life. So thats the last we hear of the 4th person narrative. Back to 3rd person.

It is worth noting up until this point that all of this has been a dream and none of that actually happend after the point where Ecchi-Lid's arm got cut-off. Don't ask me, Ecch-Lid creator decided to take the original story and chuck in some ninjas. He didn't need to. In 6 paragrapohs some real ninjas are coming anyway.

Ecchi-Lid carrying his sword then with another powerful swipe cuts off Ecchi-Lid's right leg. As this happens in a galaxy far far away George Lucas is being plotted for assassination by the Jedi council for revealing all their secret gambling winning techniques and ways to hitch free rides off space mercenaries. Ecchi-Lid standing on one leg looks up at Ecchi-Lid, which is quite a feat as Ecchi-Lid's head has been replaced by the head of the elephant man John Merrick.

"Pfft a couple of bandaids will fix that up," says Ecchi-Lid as Ecchi-Lid using a herring cuts off Ecchi-Lid's over arm. It is worth noting in the next few minutes Ecchi-Lid will kick Ecchi-Lid, a spaceship will crash, a bunch of pirates and ninjas will do a marcarena dance, someone will walk, and Ecchi-Lid will say Ni. To add an element of surprise who walks will be left a surprise until it occurs.

"Is that the best you can do?" hobbles Ecchi-Lid who then kicks Ecchi-Lid with his left over leg. Though the laws of physics say this would be impossible it will be noted, they are right. Rather then kick Ecchi-Lid Ecchi-Lid basically kicks forwards and breaks his neck with impact on the ice.

When Ecchi-Lid lands on the ice he inadvertantly triggers a spaceship in another galaxy to lose all power control and crash into a nebula. Even though nebulas are gas. Don't ask me.

Ecchi-Lid uses this new look from the floor to look up at the sky. Ecchi-Lid picks Ecchi-Lid up to a stumpy position and cuts off his last arm.

"Right... let's call it a draw?", Says Ecchi-Lid as Ecchi-Lid walks (and thus removing the element of surprise, hope u enjoyed the buildup) away. At this point the LOTR makers arrive and have a mock battle of helms deep where the orcs are replaced by pirates and the humans are replaced by ninjas. Just before the pirates charge at the wall, which is actually a styrophoam mat, they break out into marcarena. Ecchi-Lid joins them and Ecchi-Lid sits on the ground in his stumpy position.

"AWAY ALASTIUS AYYYYYYYY MARCARENA," chants the army of pirates and ninjas. Ecchi-Lid doesn't, because he's a *******. Ecchi-Lid the ends the marcarena, but just so you know the marcarena doesn't end. In fact if you head down to antartica right now their still going.

"It is time to end this," says Ecchi-Lid in that way that has no emotional impact and just makes the reader well aware that something is going to go horribly wrong.

"Wait, let me tell you my lasts words," says Ecchi-Lid who is now grooming a ferret. With his teeth. This ferret doesn't have a back anymore.

"Yes, i shall laugh in your defeat," sayd Ecchi-Lid... once again affirming the entire tide of battle will be changed.

"Ok," says Ecchi-Lid. "Ni."

And then THE WHOLE ****ING PLANET GETS PUNCHED BY A GORILLA THAT CAME OUT OF ****ING NOWHERE. Oh and Ecchi-Lid, the uncrippled one is currently on the ground in pain as Al Gore plays crochet in the background.

"Ni, ni, ni, ni," chants Ecchi-Lid.

 

[DiebytheSword]

Indeed a difficult call, but I will give this round to Ecchi, because the idea of Lid and Ecchi (thus, Ecchi-Lid) shrooming together and having a morning after incedent is just scary enough to give the 'cumber nightmares.

 

[Ecchi Pr0n]

"Ni Ni Ni" I mumble as I awaken, my head is killing me, it felt like a GORILLA THAT CAME OUT OF ****ING NOWHERE AND BASHED ME BRAINS, I try to touch my head but I find my hands are bound by robes, im in a chair tied down and get this the worse part is I see a guy in a ****ing gorilla custom on with a leather mask on . . . my first words were "****" as I struggle to get out of my bounds, I hear distant screaming in the distance I hear lids voice "Don’t . . . stop . . . raping . . . me" yea . . . after like that I freaked out and all of a sudden Whack (Black out)

I awake to another room . . . dear god im not gonna think about what happened during the black out, "don’t worry, I didn’t let my puppies do anything to you in your sleep" a very feminine woman chimes in,” But then again, I didn’t say I didn’t do anything to you" she winks as she is coming from behind a dressing fold, revealing a girl school uniform as she walks up closer to me "How about a peek of my pretty pink" she says as she starts to lift up her skirt "Umm Lid . . . what the hell are you doing?" I say sort of annoyed "God damnit, how did you tell!” he whines,"thats besides the point, I think we have been talking to much crazy bejesus ****, and its time to get back to good old fashion kick ass fight" as he thinks about it I deliver a round house kick to the side of his head, knocking him through several walls, The house collapses on us.
(Intermission to get Lid clothing so I don’t have to talk about his dong when we are fighting)

"Why are we fighting, why cant we stoke up on some dust of angels" Lids whines more as the wind blows on the plains. Lid throws a needle at me full speed, I dodge as it whizzes pass my head, it lands witha ching on the ground as I turn around and *blunk* as the needle hits my eye and injects its liquid god powers into me. The rain pours down in an alley *tack tack tack* the sound of the rain *tack tack tack* I see Lid on the opposite side of the alley.*tack tack tack* I run straight towards him, as does him, I reach for my 9mil to plant a shiny bullet to his head . . . as I get closer my trigger finger gets itchy I cant wait any longer so I outreach my gun and *Click* **Fan fair plays** as a flag pops out with a "bang" flag on the end. I said "Screw this" as I started to pummel with was my only sure things my first, *Bam Bam BAM* my first hit his face, but when I look down I see you know what that green thing that goes GRRRR um yea hulk hands. Im like "Holy ****" as I am hit to the side of my head

(The sirens ring as we enter the hospital)

The doctors run around screaming " Get to the *garble garble* as soon as I reach the room I hear screaming and a squeeze to my hand, "Oh my god!!!! Oh My god!!!!!!!!" as I am handed something I look down and OMFG its lid, but not like lid now just like child lid he looks up at me and says "Da Da" I freak out and I look over to the woman with her legs spread on the stirrups and guess who it is . . . . Lid I run out of the room, out of the building, and 25 sq miles south, I huff and puff, and I decide to take a leak, as I get the getup and go started, I hear police sirens as a squad car pulls out and a cop comes out and starts beating me, "im not Rodney king im not Rodney king" I scream but I get beaten into submission" I wake up in the squad car and I see Lid next to me (the actual Lid, not like rapy lid, tranzy lid, baby lid, or even woman lid) but I was like D00d wtf is going on, he goes like "I dunt know I was all like Meeh and then like oeah and then also like awawawawawa AH!!!!!, then I was like here" yea he’s allot of help

(A green glow fills the compartment as the car is lifted to the heavens)

"zip zaskl slopu oaoms" The grey thing speaks as flashes of lights zip into Lid then out of Lid then they start to put on the strange equipment, I awake and I pick up the closest thing next to me I swing it as hard as I could to the alien exposed brain and it goes SPLAT across the floor, as I charge the second alien I decide to rip the frail alien into two Come in pieces, it rips with little or no resisentct. I run to a control panel and start pressing buttons; I pressed a blue one, which sent the two cops out into decompression land. but then I slam on this orangish blackish greenish yellowish button then the ship arrows down to the lands and we go *VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
*ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH* *Kaboom* as the black ship goes down in one of those terrorist places (yea the US is claiming tons are terrorist Countries now hard to keep up)

Shiny black space thingy down: Story of Etch-a-sketch and lidus

"**** move move move" as I scream "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

I look around and see lid rolling on the ground . . . then like a huge ****ing gorilla appears out of no where and grabs him! I run chase after it and it speeds up till it runs into a cabin, I jump through the glass window saying “His ass is mine to kick and mine alone!!!!!!" I roll on the ground then down to the basement where I hit my head on something

I I awaken to my throbbing head "Ni Ni Ni", my head is killing me, it felt like a GORILLA THAT CAME OUT OF ****ING NOWHERE AND BASHED ME BRAINS, I try to touch my head but I find my hands are bound by robes, im in a chair tied down and get this the worse part is I see a guy in a ****ing gorilla custom on with a leather mask on . . . my first words were "****" as I struggle to get out of my bounds, I hear distant screaming in the distance I hear lids voice "Don’t . . . stop . . . raping . . . me" yea . . . after like that I freaked out Deju Vuu . . .and all of a sudden Whack, but this time I wasn’t knocked out, but they proceeded to untie me as I acted to be knocked out, I spring out and start kicking gorilla ass!!!!! RAWR, but I rip off one of the heads . . . . But it’s a mask, it was the friendly grey aliens . . . DEAR GOD NO, but as that they said " w3 |<n33d j00s h31p0z" I was like d00d these things speak like 1337! But that didn’t last, “Zooboink stop talking in the Adv. language these things only can speak puny English”. "So why do you need me" I asked, they pointed to the back room of a female "she is carrying your child, well she wasn’t a she she, but a he she that we turned to a she to continue with out project", Yep that’s when it hit me with fear who that was carrying my child . . . yep Lid after that faithful day Lid forgot who he was and I forgot her past and we had to live a "happy" life or be made into alien breeding sacks. Till one day while she was looking into a mirror "Have you ever had a dream that you thought wasn’t over even after you woke up?”, "No, Honey . . ." the words are familiar to me now after 5 years. "I found something interesting this morning while I was feeding the puppies . . ." she comes out in her cos-play outfit of a school girls outfit, " Don’t worry I didn’t let my puppies do anything bad to you as you slept, but I didn’t say I didn’t do anything". " How about a peek of my pink dear?" . . . as I look down Lydia lost her breast and womanly curves and has reverted back to her/his original form . . . damnit it must have its memories back. . . . I kick her to the side of a head, and wham the house falls on us.

(Alarm clock blares)

"Phew it was just a dream" I look over to see my wife Lydia . . . **** . . .

I guess nothing has a perfect ending, lets just hope it’s another dream . . . yes let’s hope it’s just another dream

(Blank out)

I wake up to me and lid rolling on the grass of the field as cops ask us what we are doing . . . I quickly answer "Crop circles . . ."

And just then this big huge ****ing gorilla came out of no where and punched the cops out, as lid rolls over towards me and says “Im pregnant and you the father . . . .”

**** . . .

 

[Lid]

Lid rolls across the ground feeling the baby alien inside of him kicking through his man-uterus. He continues to roll across the ground and around... and around... and around... and around... and around. At this point i would like to note that I am beating my head with a sheep, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. So there I was rolling, then I got up. I stood up ready for the final face-off between me and Ecchi I got up, he got up we looked at each other WE CHARGED! and then...

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Note: While this message was being shipped to Korea to be slave printed the last few pages went missing, so the Koreans decided to finish off the message themselves. They typed the ending in Korean and converted it using Babelfish. This is what they turned up with.

SO THERE BIG BATTLE TAKE PLACE. GREAT LIDIUS OF THE MECHAZOIDS 47 IS READY FOR ATTACK WITH DEATHBALL LVL 37 WHILE ECCHI-PORN-HENTAI MAN FIGHT BACK IN BATTLEDROID-ZOID 36 AWESOMO POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BATTLE TAKE FIGHT BACK TO NORTH KOREA OWNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STARE-OFF OF OPPONENTS HAPPENED!!!! FIRE THUNDER DRIVER ULTIMO POWER CHARGE UP TO LEVEL 999999999!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIDZORROGDGE GET READY FOR AWESOME BATTLE TO SHOOT RED RACKEDITONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"MUCH POWER YOU HAVE BUT MY POWER HIGHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SAY ZOID ECCHI WHO IS GREAT LEVEL 457@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BATTLE IS SEEMING TO OCCUR AS BOTH OPPONENTS GROWED SIZE OF GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT FIGHT HAPPENS

"SUPER-MEGA-DRAGON-KICK-WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" ATTACKING AWRFAWFVSAEGVLID OH MY GOD HE TOTALLY DESTROY ALL OF THE UNIVERSE EXCEPT ECCHI WHO STILL REMAINS UNSCATHED LAUGHED LIKE GREAT HIPPOPOTOMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"FIGHT LAUGH ROXOROORORORORO!~" THE BATTLE RAGEN FORWARDS IT-DOWN IN CHAIR! PEOPLE SIT ON END OF CHAIR SO EMASCULATINFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"POWER BEATED MY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUSTVE POWER UP TO SUPER-MECHAZOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" OH MY GRAWD! SUPER-MECHA-ZOID POWER UP! THE POWERED CAN BE SEEN FROM EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"MUCH POWER INCREASE! CALL ON NOT-WHITE MAGIC MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" CARD THROWN DOWN!!!!!!!!!! CARD DO3ES BLACK MAGIC MAN!!!!!!!!!!! BLAKCK MAGIC MAN HAVE HP OIF 900000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 BATTLE OF TIDE TURNS IN FAVOUR OF ECCHI!-BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

"OH MY BLACK MAGIC MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" MASTURBATED LIDZOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 MUCH FIGHT HAPPEN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 FIGHT GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 DRAGO-FIST MEGA-UPGRADE HAPPEN THAT MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"RAWR RAWR DRAGON-FIST IS NO MATCH FOR COMBINATION BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" POWER RANGERS COME FROM SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 JOIN APPART FORM MEGABOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

<img src="http://www.pbs.org/kratts/world/africa/gorilla/images/gorilla.jpg">

"GORILLA COME NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" OH VISHNU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GORILLA COMED FROM NOSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! BATTLE INTERRUPTED BY SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 GREAT NINJAI COME FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

"NINJAS COME! BATTLE JOIN!!!!!!!" POWER-UP BY LIDMEGADRODI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LID MEGADROID COMBINED WITH ECCHIMEGABOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@2222222222222222#############################################################$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4

<img src="http://www.bujinkan.org/graphics/ninja.jpg" align="right">GREAT WAR FIGHTEDX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MONKEY-FIST AS NINAJS COMBINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ULTRA-NINJA-CON CREATED THAT FIGHT AT HIGH POWERLEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 HAS ABILITIES OF DRAGONFIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 600000000000000000000000000000000000 HP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNSTOPPABLE JUGGERNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 BATTLE LOOK LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 GAME OVER GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

CAR APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMBINED LID-ECCHI DEFORM~!!!!!!!!!!!! JUMPED IN CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<img src="http://www.thecomicbox.com/review/reviewpics/transformers-armada-pr.jpg">


"WHO DRIVING CAR?????? OH MY GOD BEAR IS DRIVING CAR!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN THAT BE??????? CAR FULL OF MIDGETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" BATTLE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 CAR RACE AROUND PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAR TRUN INTO ZOID!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD CAR TRANSFORMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAR IS HOT-SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 CAR POSSESSED THE MATRIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATRIX CAR MUCH GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

<img src="http://www.ashfield-dc.gov.uk/see_and_do/sport_and_recreation/g_lib/crouching.jpg" align=left>LIM MU BAI APPEARS!!!!!! CROCHING TIGER HIDDEN DRAGON ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MANY OSCARS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 GREAT SWORD FOUGHT LOW BATTELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@2

<img src="http://sydney.anime.com.au/shirow_organimech_02.JPG">

"HOW DO I SHOT WEB!!!!!!!!!!!!" SPIDER SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SPIDER COME FROM UNDERGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPIDER-MECHA-REVEALED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SPIDER FIGHT NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 CAR STILL RIDING AROUND UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 STOP CAR NO!!!!!!!!!11 UNIVERSE BATTLE!!!!!!11

<img src="http://web.infinito.it/utenti/t/transformers/art/unicron.jpg" align=left>UNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLANET DESTROYER COMETH!!!!!!!!!!1 EATH WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 MATRIX DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!!WORE FIGHTSA HAPPENS!!!!!!!11 JET LI COME OUT AND KICK UNICRON ASSSSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUCH BRUCE LEE ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 BRUCE LEE ZOMBINNE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIGHT HAPPOEN

"YUO ARE MUCH STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!" SAY JET LI FIGHTING XOMBIE BRUCE LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"AS AER YUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" SCREAM BRUCE LEE!~ FLYING DRAGON KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

BRUCE LEE WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BATTLE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO WAITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 JACKIE CHAN ARRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 JACKIE CHAN FIGHTING BRUCE LEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

CORPSE OF JET LI DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 BRUCE LEE HONK KONG KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 SATAY CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRUCE LEE FIND BATTLE HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRUCE LEE COMBINES WITH JET LI FORMS BRUCE LI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@######################################################################$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

CAR STILL DRIVING!!!!!!!!!! BEAR STILL DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 BATTLE RE-COMMNCES BACK SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 ECCHI UPGRADE TO SUPER-SAIYAN 40000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 LID UPGRADES TO DINOBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DINOBOT FIGHT SUPER-SAIYAN!!!!!!!! BATTLE DESTROY NEW UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!11NEON GENESIS EVANGELION ARRIVEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 EVASD GET KILLED BY ECCHI AND LID!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEO TOKYO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HENTAI RAPE BEAST ARMY ARRIVES!!!!!!!!! MUCH MOLEST HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!! TAPE RECORDED BUT ON KAZAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUCH BATTLE HAPPEND!!!!!!!1 MUTANT ZOMBIES ATTAC

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Note: During this time the last page of the fight was found, though it only included two words

<img src="http://www.actionfig.com/simpsons/lots_sparkle.jpg">

“MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTER SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.”

 

[DiebytheSword]

Yeeeeeeeeees. Lid looses, and Ecchi Pr0n is now the Off-Topic Champion.

No pics Lid, you could have won this.

 

[Lid]

i took a dive

 

[Prozac]

Lid you'll be my off-topic champ nomather what Cuc says

*leaps at lid and huggles