ZOMG ITS TEH THANKSERGIVING THREAD

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buhhhh, thats sick. I thought it was a turkey's exposed brain when I first seen it. Ron White's saying lives up to its name, "Things that make you go Buuggghhhhh!"
 
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The turkey. Not only the dumbest bird on this planet, but apparently the ugliest as well. I'm still going to eat that sonavanotherturkey.
 
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Living in Canada, I don't celebrate the american thanksgiving anymore.

But to everybody else, I wish you all the best while being thankful for the murdering, slave-driving bastards that landed in America oh-so-many years ago.
 
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Wolf Devil said:
But to everybody else, I wish you all the best while being thankful for the murdering, slave-driving bastards that landed in America oh-so-many years ago.
Your welcome :yes:

Wait, you weren't really thanking us o_o
 
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Wolf Devil said:
Living in Canada, I don't celebrate the american thanksgiving anymore.

But to everybody else, I wish you all the best while being thankful for the murdering, slave-driving bastards that landed in America oh-so-many years ago.
Oh, your welcome. (like you canadians should be talking, ;) )
 
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Damn you turkey hating people >_< Turkeys deserve to live ;_; To roam our lands with their proud song of freedom that goes like this "Goble, Goble".
 
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Jakut said:
Damn you turkey hating people >_< Turkeys deserve to live ;_; To roam our lands with their proud song of freedom that goes like this "Goble, Goble".
Yeah, and have them stare up at the rain with their mouth's open eventually drowning :p

Haha, im definately not eating turkey :no:
 
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Oh, your welcome. (like you canadians should be talking, ;) )
Indeed we should be - how else would we spread our wisdom? ;)

Happy Thanksgiving to my neighbors down south. I hope you all have a good, long weekend. I will be at school tomorrow while you are all busy reflecting and giving thanks :(

Then again... I did have time off in October for Thanksgiving, so I have nothing to complain about :)
 
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Just you wait, Canada. You're next on our domination list. See the Western Hemisphere? Its ours. And you'll be ours soon, too (Don't forget that all of our charge particle beam cannon satellites are focused on Canada at all times. Thats right. They're so high tech they dont even revolve around the Earth).

On that note, Happy Thanksgiving America.
 
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here in greece do not celebrate thanxgiving
and do not eat turkey because they are ugly!!!!

oh!!! i forgot thanxgiving it is not for the turkey.......
 
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Although i'm Canadian, my family is using your thanksgiving as an excuse for a thanksgiving dinner anyways. I really don't know why we didn't do this before, double thanksgivings rocks.

Anyways, Happy Thanksgiving to all you yanks out there (Wow, I sure said thanksgiving a lot there).
 
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Jakut said:
Damn you turkey hating people >_< Turkeys deserve to live ;_; To roam our lands with their proud song of freedom that goes like this "Goble, Goble".
And cows don't?

Happy Thanksgiving

P.S- We aren't "thankful" for making slaves and killing people. We're thankful that we gained our freedom from those god awful pos europeans that everyone loves. Good thing I'm a German and not a european.
 
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Fire Phoenix said:
And cows don't?

Happy Thanksgiving

P.S- We aren't "thankful" for making slaves and killing people. We're thankful that we gained our freedom from those god awful pos europeans that everyone loves. Good thing I'm a German and not a european.
I'm no geography major.... but Germany is in Europe.

Happy American Rhanksgiving! Ours was back in October.... TURKEY!
 
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Do not do thanksgiving here obviously
I hate turkey it tastes like the sole of a shoe but have a
good thanksgiving all
 
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Grundig29 said:
Do not do thanksgiving here obviously
I hate turkey it tastes like the sole of a shoe but have a
good thanksgiving all
How do you know what the sole of a shoe tastes like?

I think they should have steak day. Where a lb of steak costs 1 dollar.
 
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Stuffing... mashed potatoes... turkey smothered in gravy... biscuits drenched in butter...

Where else would there be a holiday specifically made for fatasses? Only in America. I <3 my country. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
 
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Jakut said:
Damn you turkey hating people >_<
I for one don't hate turkeys. They taste delicious, especially with gravy.

Happy Thanksgiving to you neighbours-across-the-pond. I went out for a meal with my American friends to celebrate.

That turkey looks like a sunburned testicle with a beak. "I'm thankful" that my testicles don't look like that.
 
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Oh, your welcome. (like you canadians should be talking, ;) )
I don't get why you're talking about my "welcome," because I haven't welcomed anybody.... Nobody has thanked me for wishing them the best!!

But yes. The Canadians SHOULD be talking, because they rock. And their women are hotter. I moved to Canada for the women, entirely.

(They also don't think they're entitled to getting a "thank you" for having a holiday ;) )
 

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