Young people who drink alot tend to have more sex

[The Deco]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/12/04/drinky_equals_jigjig_say_us_profs/


WHERE IS MY 12 PACK?????!?!?!?!!!?@?!#?!?!



Discuss

 

[KYnetiK]

Maybe if you spent less money on porn, you could afford to buy alcohol Deco =þ

 

[Darth Revan]

Maybe if you spent less money on porn, you could afford to buy alcohol Deco =þ

EPIC HIT

 

[Eacos]

@Deco: Who buys porn man? Really. Porn industries are going out of business cause nowadays you can find almost anything for free.

And yes, alcohol does tend to get you hornier than usual.
Just yesterday alcohol made me do something I never thought possible.

 

[Majin_You]

People who drink a lot in their youth and onward also tend to get cirrhosis

Jaundice is not sexy, either.

 

[Eacos]

People who drink a lot in their youth and onward also tend to get cirrhosis

That's only in extreme cases. Then again, extreme cases are quite common in college.

 

[Mephisto]

@Deco: Who buys porn man? Really. Porn industries are going out of business

I doubt a little they will go out of business

 

[The Deco]

Maybe if you spent less money on porn, you could afford to buy alcohol Deco =þ

AHAHAAHAH 8/10 laugh o meter.

But who says I buy porn xD

 

[KYnetiK]

The fact you dont appear to be wearing an eyepatch, nor is there a bird on your shoulder.

 

[Eacos]

The fact you dont appear to be wearing an eyepatch, nor is there a bird on your shoulder.

What does being a pirate have to do with porn?

 

[KYnetiK]

Getting it for free? The vast majority of 'free' stuff was put there in the first place with intent to sell it.

 

[Eacos]

Getting it for free? The vast majority of 'free' stuff was put there in the first place with intent to sell it.

Oh...

lol.

People who feel the need to pay for porn have something called phallic fixation.

Pathetic.

 

[Disguise]

Arr pirate porn. Now that's something ye haf ta pay fer.

Unless you get hammered at college during Halloween.

Then you'll realize you made pirate porn the next day, but you won't remember a damn thing about it. You've got a new nickname Blackout Bill, a plank oddly fixed to your bed, and lots of booty, except you can't remember where you put it...

One year I dressed up as the old man from Led Zeppelin with the lantern. I didn't get $#!%.

Who here likes old people porn? Deco? ... Nah he likes Conan porn.

 

[Darth Revan]

no deco likes chuck norris porn

 

[Deman]

Sex you have while intoxicated also has more of a chance of being regrettable. I also recall reading a study I'll try to find later about how those who have intoxicated intercourse have an increased risk for STDs. They have more partners and also tend to use condoms less.

Moderation is key in pretty much every enjoyable aspect of life.

 

[The Deco]

Lol, I became a laughing stock, leave me alone!;D


lol conan porn, wtf?

 

[Chakra-X]

But everybody does it, so of course it's alright.

 

[Disguise]

Sex you have while intoxicated also has more of a chance of being regrettable. I also recall reading a study I'll try to find later about how those who have intoxicated intercourse have an increased risk for STDs. They have more partners and also tend to use condoms less.

Moderation is key in pretty much every enjoyable aspect of life.

I couldn't agree more.

 

[Eacos]

Sex you have while intoxicated also has more of a chance of being regrettable.

Yes and no. From contracting stuff, yeah its regrettable as ****, but the otherwise pleasant experience you get from alcohol rushing through your veins while practicing love making has a lot of positive aspects.

PM me if you wish to know.

 

[Disguise]

Yes and no. From contracting stuff, yeah its regrettable as ****, but the otherwise pleasant experience you get from alcohol rushing through your veins while practicing love making has a lot of positive aspects.

PM me if you wish to know.

Make sure when you PM him, you bring some hard liquor with you.