Arr pirate porn. Now that's something ye haf ta pay fer.
Unless you get hammered at college during Halloween.
Then you'll realize you made pirate porn the next day, but you won't remember a damn thing about it. You've got a new nickname Blackout Bill, a plank oddly fixed to your bed, and lots of booty, except you can't remember where you put it...
One year I dressed up as the old man from Led Zeppelin with the lantern. I didn't get $#!%.
Who here likes old people porn? Deco? ... Nah he likes Conan porn.