You won't believe what is happening!!!

[Fire Phoenix]

Okay, so i'm in the mall today right, and like I'm walking minding my own business, cuz you know, i'm all cool like that right. So then out of my periph i see something out of the extraordinary (because ordinary is overrated). I turn my head just enough to glance at what's going on so that no one notices. And I see the unthinkable. The unspeakable. I saw two guys holding hands and grabbing eachothers asses ever so firmly and giving eachother CPR. It must have been CPR. Yes, CPR it was.

Secretly, I have a CPR fetish, so I sit in the massage chair that was being displayed so people would buy it and start fapping away. And before I knew it they saw me! There was no hiding it, no denying it for they had already seen what had happened. I ruined the brand new massage chair so I was forced to purchase it. In their viewing they became more in a "CPR" frenzy then ever. They came up to me and before i knew it all three of us were completely, utterly....naked. We were having a threesome like no one would ever know.

Since this new massage chair was mine in my purchasing it. We threesomed it up

I of course go their names and numbers billy broke up with mark and was with me now. Months later I would find out billy is cheating on me with his dad. I was sad and vulnerable so my mom took advantage of me and now i have aids

True story

DISCUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jakut]

I guess you status explains your message

 

[Fire Phoenix]

Don't you mean my message explains my status? Don't get me wrong, my story has more grammatical errors than I care to count. But c'mon. This was supposed to...hold on let me make sure I get this right..this thread is designed to be fun.

So fun we shall have *****es. Until it's closed then the fun ends.

 

[sub]

I love you FP (changed your name back?)

 

[Jakut]

Are you drunk?

 

[Fire Phoenix]

I love you FP (changed your name back?)

lol i changed my name back right before I was banned.

I basically made a promise to Smith via AIM (after we had a giant chat orgy in my mind)

I told him if he changed his name back to Smith| i'd change my name back to Fire Phoenix and so i did. ANd then I decided to get banned. It didn't work the first time but I knew it would work the second So i posted this really hot naked chick. Maybe I'll post it here so you can all see it. You might enjoy it as much as I did. And I did. ANd I will, and I am now. ANd i will again ANd I can't ****ing type correctly hooray for me.

I don't drink...

ANd if I did, I probably wouldn't have the mind set to type words. Or think of them for that matter. Then again what would I know right? i don't drink.

So pretty much anytime you're supposed to get drunk, new years, saint patricks day, everyday whatever. wen itly liek tak like dis n pretnd to b drunk its' jstum as joke rofl. And gives me an awesome reason to spam. "But...butbut maj i was drunk /secks"

 

[jp]

Most weirdest topic i've seen in years, honestly.

 

[L]

Okay, so i'm in the mall today right, and like I'm walking minding my own business, cuz you know, i'm all cool like that right. So then out of my periph i see something out of the extraordinary (because ordinary is overrated). I turn my head just enough to glance at what's going on so that no one notices. And I see the unthinkable. The unspeakable. I saw two guys holding hands and grabbing eachothers asses ever so firmly and giving eachother CPR. It must have been CPR. Yes, CPR it was.

Secretly, I have a CPR fetish, so I sit in the massage chair that was being displayed so people would buy it and start fapping away. And before I knew it they saw me! There was no hiding it, no denying it for they had already seen what had happened. I ruined the brand new massage chair so I was forced to purchase it. In their viewing they became more in a "CPR" frenzy then ever. They came up to me and before i knew it all three of us were completely, utterly....naked. We were having a threesome like no one would ever know.

Since this new massage chair was mine in my purchasing it. We threesomed it up

I of course go their names and numbers billy broke up with mark and was with me now. Months later I would find out billy is cheating on me with his dad. I was sad and vulnerable so my mom took advantage of me and now i have aids

True story

DISCUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know there's some random spam and such that people post in OT.
I suggest you go to http://www.gaiaonline.com/ instead.
You even posted the "Discuss" at the end of your post simular to those in the general chat of Gaia. =\

 

[LionHeart]

Most weirdest topic i've seen in years, honestly.

seconded...

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

...this very obviously isn't the actual owner of that name.

 

[Smith]

Yes it is.

 

[Zeonix]

...this very obviously isn't the actual owner of that name.

I bet you 20 pesos it is.

 

[Chakra-X]

Pics or BS D:

Actually...Wow nevermind I don't think I would want to see a picture of that

Videos or bs D:

 

[Killface]

No... this is DEFINATELY FP.

 

[Iyce Da Kidd]

wow...........









we wub you fp!

 

[MF29]

Pics or spam.

 

[hellrider]

Okay, so i'm in the mall today right, and like I'm walking minding my own business, cuz you know, i'm all cool like that right. So then out of my periph i see something out of the extraordinary (because ordinary is overrated). I turn my head just enough to glance at what's going on so that no one notices. And I see the unthinkable. The unspeakable. I saw two guys holding hands and grabbing eachothers asses ever so firmly and giving eachother CPR. It must have been CPR. Yes, CPR it was.

Secretly, I have a CPR fetish, so I sit in the massage chair that was being displayed so people would buy it and start fapping away. And before I knew it they saw me! There was no hiding it, no denying it for they had already seen what had happened. I ruined the brand new massage chair so I was forced to purchase it. In their viewing they became more in a "CPR" frenzy then ever. They came up to me and before i knew it all three of us were completely, utterly....naked. We were having a threesome like no one would ever know.

Since this new massage chair was mine in my purchasing it. We threesomed it up

I of course go their names and numbers billy broke up with mark and was with me now. Months later I would find out billy is cheating on me with his dad. I was sad and vulnerable so my mom took advantage of me and now i have aids

True story

DISCUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sadistic and disgusting........

 

[Eon]

Eh, this is mostly someone making a spinoff of Gir's thread, both of which are just spamfests, I'm nuking this one and the other.