Yo Momma Jokes ( Make them up here!)

[Silent_Bob]

Yah momma's teeth so yellow, she tried to use "AIM" and missed.

Don't get it. Yellow teeth and AIM?

Yo mommas so fat her passport photo had to be an aerial shot.

 

[TehMuffinMan]

Yo momma is so stupid, she was ran over by a parked car

Yo momma is so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket

Yo momma is so fat, she worked as godzillas stunt double

some i remember, others i dont :-0

 

[Ravendust]

Your mom is so fat that her muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrationally complex numbers.

Your Mom is so fat she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes.

Your Mom is so fat that her wedding picture was printed in a three-volume atlas.

 

[Chakra-X]

Yo mamma's so fat, they had to use the godamn jaws of life to get you out.

 

[Ravendust]

Your moms so fat she looks like this in the morning:

 

[Grega]

Your momma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

I wanted to say that.

Yo mom is so fat that when she gets out of the watter the greenpeace people come yelling "Save the walles!"

 

[Cyfore]

yo mama so dumb, she bought a tv dinner and waited for it to come on.

yo mama so black, she doesnt bleed, she smokes.

you mama so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

yo mama so tall, she did a back flip and kicked jesus in the head.

yo mama so ugly, she gives freddy kreuger nightmares.
and finally...

yo mama so old, her breast milk is powdered.

EDIT: P.S. yo mama so skinny, her nipples touch.

 

[Chakra-X]

Yo mama's so stupid, that the sentence "The events of 9/11" to her means her dentist appointment.

 

[Jesus]

yo mama's so fat, when she sits arround the house, she sits AROUND the house =O

 

[Optimus Prime]

Your mama's so stupid and ugly, that if there was stupid and ugly contest, she'd be the winner.... or the loser, which ever's funnier.

 

[Iyce Da Kidd]

Yo mama... is soooo fat... dat she used Mexico, the whole country... as her tanning bed.


"Yo Mamma's so stupid, she went on a diet when she could've just used liposuction(sp)"

 

[Ultima2_freeze]

Your momma so ugly she's below Hibiki's standards

That's a double burn!!! oOOHH!

 

[TwisteR]

Yo mammy is so retarded that every time she flushes the toilet she says, "KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA!!!"

 

[Tsunami]

Yo momma so fat that it'd take a plane, a train and a bus to get to her good side.

 

[jp]

Yo momma is so stupid, she needs a calculator to find out how many fingers she has.

 

[Amayirot Akago]

Your momma has so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail!

 

[Sadner]

Your momma is so fat when she swims in the atlantic ocean the titanic comes floating up =p

 

[Kaination]

Yes, no one took these two XD.

Yo mama's so fat her shadow weighs 42 LBS.

Yo mama so fat that when she cut herself, gravy came out. <-- (my favorite).