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Yo momma is so fat, the military detected her as a unidentified object. :p
 
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Your mum's so fat that when she was born she underwent a gigantic gravitational collapse and became a black hole ;/
 
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Yo mama's so fat, her diaphragms come in pizza boxes.
 
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Yo momma so fat that when she lay on the beach people would start running around yelling "Free Willy!!"
 
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Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the ocean, and killed 100,000 people in India.
 
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Yo mama's so fat, her diaphragms come in pizza boxes.

Dude! Where did you hear that one! I could have sworn I was the only one who knew that one!

Your Momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popper out of george washington's nose.
 

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You're momma's is so fat, They have to grease up the door frame's and put a twinky on the other side, Just to get her through the door!
You're momma's so fat, when she fell, she cuased a global earthquake
 
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Your mom is so stupid that she bought a SPOON to the SUPERBOWL.
 
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Your momma so fat, when she walks out of her house in a red dress, all the kids on the block yell "KOOL AID!"

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins then a chinese phone book.


Old i know but my 2 favorite :)
 

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Yo mama so fat...uhm...she..uh.

*thinks*

she could only be your mom? o_O
 
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Yo mama's so fat her belt size is the equator.
I just had to get that one before someone else did :p
 
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Yo momma's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo momma's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Heh, I've got a ton. XD
 
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Yo momma's so old that when I told her to act her age SHE DIED.
 

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Your maternal parent is indeed so massively homeric, that from the specific area where her vocal organs are located down to your immediate location is indeed such a large gap that you may need to climb her in order to be able to correctly decipher what she has spoken.
 

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Your momma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
 
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes out in her yellow rain coat, people are like "Yo, Taxi!" wow, I remember that one friom like first grade :p

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Yo momma so black when she stands next to a building, everyone thinks she's a alley.

Yah momma's teeth so yellow, she tried to use "AIM" and missed.

Yah momma so fat, a cop showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify them.
 

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