YO moma

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

Ok, so.. Yo momma sucks..


Better?


Oh damn, you sure owned me with that joke :O If that quote was a sword, I'd be sliced in a 1000 pieces :O

 

[Zeonix]

.....sorry mods, but this guy is such a tard.

I got nothin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...

 

[DBZ master]

just stop posting here man u dont like being offended ok so just leave the jokes to us sain ppl ok we all kno this is just for plain fun yo moma so is really fat im all out of jokes srry ill have to think of some

once again ment for u kno who

 

[KidMan]

Yo mama is so stupid, that she went to school to get smart. OH SNAP!

 

[DBZ master]

lol funnyi give u propzz yo mama so dumb instead of sitting on the chair she sat on a bunch of cards

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

Ok, final shot:

Y0 m0mm4 si teh ?b4h-ugleh ded hur m0mm4 h4d to f33d hur wif a slingsh0t!

or:

Your mother is so ugly that her mother had to feed her with a slingshot!

 

[KidMan]

Yo mama is so fat, that when she jumped it caused a 9.0 on the rictor (sp?) scale

 

[MF29]

your moma is so ugly, that when she was born they didnt blank out your grandma's vigina they blanked out your moma's face.

OOOOOO i killed em, ohh yeah

 

[Dr.Gero-20]

Yo Mamma is like a race car driver she burns 30 rubbers a day.

 

[Kaination]

Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

OH SNAP!

Yo mama's like the town bicycle; EVERYONES had a ride.

 

[DBZ master]

hey everyone lets not just be stuck to just yo moma jokes lets say any sort of joke but still sticking to objective it doesnt have ot be a yo moma joke but a joke im not sure if i can do this so if i cant a mod tell me now

 

[Ravendust]

Of course you can, it doesn't count as hijacking if it's your own thread. Just as long as it stays within the rules of the AUP (no racism, nothing sexually explicit e.t.c...)

 

[Optimus Prime]

Yo mama's BO's so bad, she caused global warming.

 

[DBZ master]

since u a mod i dotn wana say anything too offensive so


pooooooo pooo pooo poooooooooo

 

[|Overlord|]

Your'e mum got so raged that she spanked you when she saw that you, her son created this thread. She was cryying for days on end about the insults that were directed towards her.

 

[KidMan]

Mods don't bite. Watch and learn...

Yo mama's BO's so bad, she caused global warming.

Yo mama's so fat, when I rolled off the *****, I was still on her..... and she was eating a sandwhich! OH SNAP!

 

[KarrdeKNR]

I've got one, but it's quite possibly too dirty for this forum, or frankly, anywhere else. So here's a slightly cleaner one. You need to try to imagine this visually.

Yo momma's like an ambulance. She loads from behind and goes Woooo! Woooo! Woooo! (Imagine swingin right arm over head and whooping really loudly.)

 

[Ravendust]

Yo' momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo' momma so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo' momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

 

[Suh Dude]

Maybe nasty but oh my god I laughed so hard when I was trying to make one off.

Sexually offensive. Highlight if you need to.
Your mom's vagina is so nasty, they had to eat it on Fear Factor.

Okay, not so nasty jokes.

Your momma is so fat, that she fought in the war so she didn't loose her Twinkies. ;_;

 

[Chang Wufei]

and now for the best one ever...

Your momma is so ugly she uses a make-up brand called "Why Bother".