World?s Dumbest Hacker

[liad]

this isnt mine i found this funny irc log on the net :

Found a forum discussing the world?s dumbest hacker and I believe you have to agree, the guy really is the world?s dumbest hacker. Below is a copy of the post made in the forum:

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This is a transcript of the worlds dummest hacker on an IRC channel. The original can be found here: http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm

The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue.

* ~censored~ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* ~censored~ ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
[~censored~] why do you kick me
[~censored~] can?t you discus normally
[~censored~] answer!
[Elch] we didn?t kick you
[Elch] you had a ping timeout: * ~censored~ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
[~censored~] what ping man
[~censored~] the timing of my pc is right
[~censored~] i even have dst
[~censored~] you banned me
[~censored~] amit it you son of a ~censored~
[HopperHunter|afk] LOL
[HopperHunter|afk] ~love~ you?re stupid, DST^^
[~censored~] shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
[~censored~] for two weaks already
[~censored~] when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
[Elch] You?re a real computer expert
[~censored~] shut up i hack you
[Elch] ok, i?m quiet, hope you don?t show us how good a hacker you are ^^
[~censored~] tell me your network number man then you?re dead
[Elch] Eh, it?s 129.0.0.1
[Elch] or maybe 127.0.0.1
[Elch] yes exactly that?s it: 127.0.0.1 I?m waiting for you great attack
[~censored~] in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
[Elch] Now I?m frightened
[~censored~] shut up you?ll be gone
[~censored~] i have a program where i enter your ip and you?re dead
[~censored~] say goodbye
[Elch] to whom?
[~censored~] to you man
[~censored~] buy buy
[Elch] I?m shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* ~censored~ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

* ~censored~ ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
[~censored~] dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you?d be gone
[Metanot] lol
[Elch] ~censored~: Then try hacking me again? I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
[~censored~] you?re so stupid man
[~censored~] say buy buy
[Metanot] ah, [Please control your cussing] off
[~censored~] buy buy elch
* ~censored~ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room? Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve? Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

* ~censored~ ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
[~censored~] elch you son of a ~censored~
[Metanot] ~censored~ how old are you?
[Elch] What?s up ~censored~?
[~censored~] you have a frie wal
[~censored~] fire wall
[Elch] maybe, i don?t know
[~censored~] i?m 26
[Metanot] such behaviour with 26?
[Elch] how did you find out that I have a firewall?
[Metanot] tststs this is not very nice missy
[~censored~] because your *** fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
[~censored~] be a man turn that ~love~ off
[Elch] cool, didn?t know this was possible.
[~censored~] thn my virus destroys your pc man
[Metanot] are you hacking yourselves?
[Elch] yes ~censored~ is trying to hack me
[Metanot] he ~censored~ if you?re a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
[~censored~] yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
[Metanot] what firewall do you have?
[~censored~] like a girl
[Metanot] firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it?you girl^^
[He] ~censored~ give yourself a jackson and chill you?re letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
[~censored~] turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
[Elch] Noo
[Metanot] he ~censored~ why turn it off, you should turn it off
[~censored~] you?re afraid
[~censored~] i don?t wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
[~censored~] elch turn off your ~love~ wall!
[Metanot] i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that?s an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
[~censored~] shut up
[Metanot] lol
[~censored~] my grandma surfs with fire wall
[~censored~] and you suckers think you?re cool and don?t dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn?t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don?t have a firewall at all, only my router.

[Elch] ~censored~, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
[Metanot] ~censored~ can?t hack
[Black] nice play on words ^^
[~censored~] wort man
[Elch] ~censored~: I?m still waiting for your attack!
[Metanot] how many times again he is no hacker
[~censored~] man do you want a virus
[~censored~] tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
[Metanot] lol ne give it up i?m a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you?re no hacker..^^
[Elch] 127.0.0.1
[Elch] it?s easy
[~censored~] lolololol you so stupid man you?ll be gone
[~censored~] and are the first files being deleted
[Elch] mom?
[Elch] i?ll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

[~censored~] don?t need to rescue you can?t son of a ~censored~
[Elch] that?s bad
[~censored~] elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
[Elch] yes, there?s nothing i can do about it
[~censored~] and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn?t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. ~censored~ was comforting me with a music tip.

[~censored~] tupac rules
[~censored~] elch you son of a ~censored~ your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E:? Oh my god? All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted?.

Or isn?t it happening on my computer?

[~censored~] and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
[He] why doesn?t meta say anything
[Elch] he?s probably rolling on the floor laughing
[Black] ^^
[~censored~] your d: is gone
[He] go on ~censored~

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! ~censored~ turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I?ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

[~censored~] elch man you?re so stupid never give your ip on the internet
[~censored~] i?m already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he?s not attacking my computer?

* ~censored~ ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late? It?s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias ?~censored~?. We see that he has a ?Ping timeout?. We haven?t seen him since then? must be the Daylight Saving Time.

*** End ***

Geez, this guy is indeed the world?s dumbest hacker!!!

source:
http://tech.mikelopez.info/2006/09/14/worlds-dumbest-hacker/

 

[Ness]

Pretty old man, i'm sure that's been posted here before sometime, a few years ago