What would you do?

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MajinDruu said:
Sell the woman to a knackers yard and pay a prostitute to sleep with the man.

What would you do if your computer developed a personality and fell in love with you?
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What would you do if you caught your dad with another man in the bed o_O
 
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shoot him in the head, shoot the other man and get whatever that thing is when you dont need your parents anymore and are considered an adult

what would you do if your penis fell off then the girl you like suddenly found you attractive and wanted to bone
 
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There's nothing sticky tape can't fix.

What would you do if Bill Gates asked you for monies?
 
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@ zero nightmare: I would get a transplant, lol.

What would you do if you hang gliding and you crashed into a transformer?

Sorry, i posted at the exact same time as someone else so its a late post.
 
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pay his taxes.

what would you do if canada declared war on the US
 
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Run awayz!

What would you do if you ran out of sticky tape? (refer to my post before Walmarts)
 
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Get a transplant, (again)

Now for my question: what would you do if you were flying a hang glider and you crashed into a transformer?
 
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"NO , FOR THE LAST ****ING TIME , I AM NOT GOING TO SAVE CYBERTRON WITH YOU! GO THE HELL AWAY!"

What would you do if your girlfriend morphed herself into your cat everynight so she could spy on you?
 
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I probobly be even more gentle and loving to the cat than i am already :D

What would you do if you Girl friend the one you love and nobody else is going to die and you cant anything abouth it?
 
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Spend the next 24 hours cuddling and crying, then hide in a hole for ten years and come out and kill everyone on the face of the planet... Starting with the presidents and working my way down to the commonfolk, then blow up the planet because there'd be no way anything'll survive my wrath ^^

What would you do (guys) if you woke up pregnant or (girls) woke up as a midget?
 
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I'd make the world's best WTF expression, then try to figure out how the hell it happened, and then how to get rid of it.

What would you do if you were suddenly transported into the world of Sonic the Hedgehog?
 
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Well first the WTF... then try to have fun if it works ... il continue on that.. if it fails... Try to find a way out... If that fails... Shot my self in the head...Then comeback to life becous i still have a nother 99999 lives and it whould take me time to kill my self.

What whould you do if youd see me in TV abouth bombing every cigaret factory in the world?
 
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i would blow the TV up

what would you do if the world was like dbz and if you trained hard enough you could throw blasts , fly , etc and stuff like that?
 
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I'd squeal like a little school girl, then train my ass of so I can be like Brolli and nuke everything with little effort. <3

What would you do if you woke up next to.. dun dun dun! Chi Chi, in the morning! Then Goku walks into the room. o_O
 
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Use teh instant transmission =D.

What would you do if you suddenly knew how to model, but one of the pro modellers lost their ability to model (not just on these boards).
 
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I'd run away and pretend i didn't know anything.

What would you do if a ninja crawled from under your bed and held you captive at daggerpoint?
 
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Yell Mortal Kombat and fight him. then lose horribly.

What would you do if you were in Mario's world
 
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I´d tap Peach.

What would you do if you had a third eye?
 
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Put a cats eye contact in my third eye.

What would you do if your mother came into the room and saw you jacking off to LESBIAN Porn? Try too explain or Zip up?
 
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Explain its a biology project on how long it takes to ejaculate

what would you do if our world slowly turned into pokemon world! on the news pokemon discoverd:D
 

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