I used to be on this forum for long amounts of time, generally haunting the Suggestions forum with either suggestions of my own or comments on other suggestions, but disappeared for a while. Now I'm back to see what's new!
It's easier to ask myself "Would Sub approve this post?" if I first knew "What would Sub approve?", and to a lesser extent "Would monkeys that are lit on fire prefer waffles or pancakes for a last meal?"
This is what I get for showing mercy. I'm not even going to warn you again. Unfortunately, the death squads are busy at the moment, but the 9th and 10th legions shall be at your door within the next 24 hours. Prepare for war.
I've done the math! I've mathematically proven that everybody hates waffles!
The only problem lies in the fact that the math is so advanced that it holds no reality in our dimensions, so some people are able to think that they really do like waffles. Myself included, which really makes me grumpy about having bothered to mathematically prove the thing.