What if...

[MC]

Situation:

One day, a few representatives from Toei Animation find their way to your door-step, you open the door, ask who they are and what they want, and they reply with: "We are representatives from Toei Animation. I'm sure you have heard of us, but most likely you have heard of the animated series Dragon Ball Z, which the company we're representing, Toei Animation, created. Toei Animation has been planning on doing a remake for their show Dragon Ball Z for some time now, but they want you to help them in the remaking of Dragon Ball Z, so what ideas do you have?"

So you stand there thinking to yourself, "what ideas would I want to be implemented in this remake of Dragon Ball Z?"

 

[SailorAlea]

Product placement. I want to see Goku pour Pepsi-Cola™ on Frieza's corpse before vaporizing it, and ChiChi dancing to Britney Spears' "Baby Hit Me One More Time."

 

[Kama]

More nudity. I've always wondered what it looked like under Piccolo's gi.

 

[Vegeta]

Rightful Justice Vegeta pounding Frieza into the ground, stepping on his head & then pissing on his corpse, as a Super Saiyan!

More sexuality Also, as filler, I wouldn't mind seeing Dr. Briefs walk in on Vegeta groping Bulma's butt cheeks. Steamy, aroused, naked bodies, caressing eachother, with the ultimate finale; a Big Bang to Bulma's ass.

 

[Big Kyle]

Less talking more fighting.

More sexuality Also, as filler, I wouldn't mind seeing Dr. Briefs walk in on Vegeta groping Bulma's butt cheeks. Steamy, aroused, naked bodies, caressing eachother, with the ultimate finale; a Big Bang to Bulma's ass.

Why? and isnt it like a family/kid show?

 

[Skiwan]

the dragonball manga was quite "perverted" at first, hence why it said "recomended for children 13 years and up" on the cover.

nobody's being serious, but i will.

I'd command them to remake every manga book (42 volumes) of dragonball into films and stick to the original story as much as possible, then i'd find it bareable to watch.

 

[Deman]

Less grunts, less powerup scenes(and shortened when they are in), end at Frieza & Goku's death... Probably tell them to see Davidskiwan :x

 

[TheCost]

I Would stop at frieza's saga and add more eyecandies

 

[Kamicciolo]

redo the filler & rewrite some of the movies so hey fit and dont have goku win all the time