What do you think would be necessary to conquer Earth?

[Grundig29]

Set off a global EMP (Electro Magnetic Pulse) wave then take over the world with a big army of mutated vampire fish.

 

[jp]

Everybody knows that the hippo of doom shall conquer the earth.

That is if anything is left of it :3

 

[Mirai_no_Trunks]

lol An army of hippo

 

[Raeku]

An army of penguins.

Closely followed by the bunny reinforcements.

 

[Amayirot Akago]

****girls. Hordes of ****girls.

 

[~*Logan*~]

Closely followed by the bunny reinforcements.

Nonsense. Penguins are all that's needed. Bunnies would simply be used as projectile weaponry.

 

[jp]

Nonsense. Penguins are all that's needed. Bunnies would simply be used as projectile weaponry.

Hippo's mouth > Penguins.

 

[Desmond Tiny]

Hippo's mouth > Penguins.

not if the penguins in a smart move decided to make the hippo explode by jumping into it's mouth and filling it up and making it expalode, and letting all the penguins run free.

Ah, but if you were to take a couple of decades it wouldn't be.

Invest enough - assuming you just start out super rich - in key parts of every country, then withdraw all your money at once. This would start a chain reaction of people withdrawing their savings that would crush companies by their thousands. In the turmoil and civil war that result you rise up (and, with all economies in the world destroyed, there would be turmoil and civil war ) you could take control with a decent, well paid army. You could even take on the soldiers you defeat, promising them food and clothing that they would have lacked before you rode in.

The upshot of this is, if you let the chaos ride for a year or two, people would thank you for taking control.

As long as you did the first part under assumed names.

true that would be a great way to do it, but like you said you'd have to start out rich and a unknown, which doesn't really go hand in hand

 

[Rayos]

Powdered Toast...MAAAAAAAAAAAAN

 

[Suh Dude]

That huge marshmellow from Ghost Buster ftw O>

 

[Sicron]

Vodka, lots o' vodka...All that is needed. WE SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD TROUGH ALCOHOLISM!

As HarSens would say, "Life is a mass hallucination, caused by a lack of alcohol"

 

[Grega]

Vodka, lots o' vodka...All that is needed. WE SHALL CONQUER THE WORLD TROUGH ALCOHOLISM!

As HarSens would say, "Life is a mass hallucination, caused by a lack of alcohol"

Wasnt that reality is a mass hallucination, caused by lack of alcohol

In any case. Wed need ninjas, samurais and midevil knights to make the rest of the world die of laughing = we win

 

[sub]

An army of penguins.

Nonsense. Everyone knows a regular army of penguins would accomplish nothing. What you need is an army of Jedi Penguins. That would do the trick.

 

[Hitokiri]

Two words: "Moon laser"



Call me old-fashioned.

 

[Cold Steel]

Wet socks.

 

[Zeonix]

An army cloned from me would suffice.