what boredom does to people at 1AM

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OK, so ever since he got his net back, and a lil' bit before that, Dan's been saving everything I say when we chat in Yahoo or play Starcraft (in which case he takes screenies that he will post later on, since I'm too lazy to upload). Here's the masssive text file he collected up until now. Let him know if you need more.

LionHeart: hug me again and I'll crush your balls and feed them to gohan
Damjan Bujandric: I broke my finger. Gotta go to the doctor.
Lionheart: Why are you jerking off so much? >_>
LionHeart: then play paper,rock scisors with h4wk and then we'll see who eats the balls
LionHeart: and yes dan is a jerkoholic
LionHeart: DAN THE JERK-O-MATIC FOR ONLY 3 BUCKS
Damjan Bujandric: Well I gotta go to the doctor now.
Lionheart: lol your penis broke in half, didn't it?

LionHeart: there ware 4 guys, dan-the sadic,gohan-the zoofil,tiger-the necrofil and LionHeart-the masochist
LionHeart: a cat walks by....(hawk)
LionHeart: dan says : what I wouldn't give to take that cats life by cuting her neck
LionHeart: gohan says: what I wouldn't give to **** that cat nice and good
LionHeart: tiger says: what I wouldn't give to **** the cats dead body
LionHeart: and LionHeart says: Miau!

Lionheart: BISH, you there!?
dan_esf_fanatic: The bish is here.
dan_esf_fanatic: The bish is downloading a file.
dan_esf_fanatic: The bish will play starcraft in a moment.
dan_esf_fanatic: Is the bish forgiven?
LionHeart: Good bish B-)

Damjan Bujandric: add me again before I give you an hj >_>
BUZZ!!!
LionHeart: hj
Damjan Bujandric: handjob
Damjan Bujandric: xD
LionHeart: you seriously gota get of the crack

Damjan Bujandric: you did it last time
Damjan Bujandric: lion
LionHeart: it's dans fault for taking 2 months long to finish jerkin' >_>

LionHeart: it would take me 10 days to get a level with 4 hours of 9 dragons a day xD

Damjan Bujandric: register me
Damjan Bujandric: I cant >_>
LionHeart: what name
LionHeart: what email
Damjan Bujandric: dzamija
LionHeart: what password
Damjan Bujandric: [email protected]
Damjan Bujandric: krkja
LionHeart: what gender
Damjan Bujandric: male you bish
LionHeart: XD

LionHeart: you show your sister that you tell other people that you say you fart o_O
LionHeart: WARNING: DAN FAP-O-MATIC IS contagius


Damjan Bujandrić: I was gonna go to class, before I got high
Damjan Bujandrić: I could've cheated, and I could've passed, but I got high
Damjan Bujandrić: I'm taking it next semester, and I know why
Damjan Bujandrić: because I got high, because I got high, because I got high,
LionHeart: I said stop faping -_- now!

USSJ Gohan: what does lion have?
Damjan Bujandrić: dunno
USSJ Gohan: 512?
Damjan Bujandrić: prly like
Damjan Bujandrić: no
LionHeart: 3 balls

LionHeart: ***** >_>
Damjan Bujandrić: XD
Damjan Bujandrić: BREAK IT DOWN
LionHeart: wtf
LionHeart: you high?
LionHeart: you got laid?
Damjan Bujandrić: nope
Damjan Bujandrić: yep
LionHeart Mastermind: is your sis happy?
Damjan Bujandric: saved
Damjan Bujandric: bastard >_>

LionHeart: I'm not posting them xD
Damjan Bujandrić: ....bish >_>
LionHeart: the guys will get on my ass and say again that it's not funny
Damjan Bujandrić: ok so, you post the text, ima post the pics
LionHeart: wait...that didn't sound right
Damjan Bujandrić: in the same thread
Damjan Bujandrić: LOL
Damjan Bujandrić: saved
LionHeart: bastard >_<

Damjan Bujandric: stop fapping ffs
Damjan Bujandric: and post -_-
Damjan Bujandric: It's time that the wonders reached the world1
Damjan Bujandric: !
Damjan Bujandric: the adventures of The Three Bishes shall be made public
LionHeart Mastermind: I'll be sooo flamed about this XD
Damjan Bujandric: just post it
LionHeart Mastermind: may kami protect my ass
Damjan Bujandric: I'll post the screenies so it's 50% 50%
Damjan Bujandric: lol
Damjan Bujandric: saved

Ok you probably will say that this is only funny to us like you did the last time, so let the flame war begin!
 
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I'll be honest as I can without being rude about it, not funny in the least.
 
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Well i managed to read about 2/10 of that before i went "Meh not gona bother"

Regarding the 1 AM thing. If you are bored than sleep ^^
 
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So, as promised, here are the screenies:













I stopped breathing after reviewing these xD

@Opti: wtf? You gotta be kidding me. I laughed my ass off at that, I just can't imagine how 'anyone' would not find it 'even the least bit' funny. I'm not offended or anything, but just...wow....
 

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@Opti: wtf? You gotta be kidding me. I laughed my ass off at that, I just can't imagine how 'anyone' would not find it 'even the least bit' funny. I'm not offended or anything, but just...wow....
Dude wtf? You gotta be kidding me that was not funny at all. I read it but it was just really really awful you guys should never go into comedy. Ever.

That's the truth sorry to dissapoint you but it wasn't funny at all.
 
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until this day, i was unaware of the existance of e-***s...
 
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@Opti: wtf? You gotta be kidding me. I laughed my ass off at that, I just can't imagine how 'anyone' would not find it 'even the least bit' funny. I'm not offended or anything, but just...wow....
It could have been one of those "you had to be there" moments, but after skimming over it, it's rather doubtful, Masturbation, Dragonball and Starcraft probably isn't the comedy dynamite you think it is.

I don't know what else I can say, perhaps you should make your material more relevant, ditch some of the more immature elements and stick to a 50:50 ratio of George Bush and Masturbation jokes.
 
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Dude wtf? You gotta be kidding me that was not funny at all. I read it but it was just really really awful you guys should never go into comedy. Ever.

That's the truth sorry to dissapoint you but it wasn't funny at all.
OK first, don't judge people like that. Why yesterday I was out with some of my friends that I haven't seen in a long time, and I made them laugh like hell with some of the jokes and remarks I blew out. Second, we did this spontaneously, and I saved anything that I laughed about (for real, not just a stupid lol). It was funny to me, and I thought that it could be funny to you. And how the hell do you know that I'm not suited for comedy? Yesterday four of them told me that I should definitely be a comedian when I grow up (not that I'd like to), I guess I shouldn't do it online. But we did this spontaneously, we didn't try super-hard just so you could have a snicker. And let's face it, those who are funny online, usually aren't funny in real life.

I don't know what else I can say, perhaps you should make your material more relevant, ditch some of the more immature elements and stick to a 50:50 ratio of George Bush and Masturbation jokes.
My 'material'? Haha wtf? Dude we weren't trying to be funny, if we did we'd do it here making up jokes, not talking to each other in Starcraft and Yahoo. Geez.
 
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stop being so defensive. if you didn't want people to tell you how bad your sense of humour is, you shouldn't have posted your bad sense of humour on a public forum.

but you did, and now people are giving you their opinion. deal with it.

me and opti > you

[Dowling] says:
you think YOU look good in a suit huh?
[Dowling] says:
;o
Lee says:
LOL LETS POST THIS CONVERSATION IT'S FUNNY!!!!#
[Dowling] says:
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7712/adamsuithj8.jpg
Lee says:
wait, are you implying that i don't look good in a suit, or that you look better?
[Dowling] says:
that I look good
[Dowling] says:
as well
[Dowling] says:
\O
Lee says:
you do
Lee says:
i'd hit you...
[Dowling] says:
i thought you already did
[Dowling] says:
when i was sleeping
Lee says:
yah but like... i want you to appreciate the effort i go to sometimes.
[Dowling] says:
rofl
Lee says:
rohypnol and chloroform aren't easy to get hold of you know...
[Dowling] says:
so i keep hearing
Lee says:
oh ****, dude
Lee says:
my best friend went to malta for two weeks
Lee says:
and he had one of his drinks spiked
[Dowling] says:
I went out last night after my grad party with my sister and her boyfriend marcus
Lee says:
i have a picture of him ass naked on the floor of his bathroom, holding his balls, with a bucket of vomit next to him
[Dowling] says:
marcus' sister's best friend, tiffany, who is 27, was hitting on me bad
Lee says:
i was like !_!
[Dowling] says:
and I danced all up on her like a whoor
[Dowling] says:
a WHOOOOOOOR
[Dowling] says:
\O
Lee says:
lol
Lee says:
you filthy WH000R!
[Dowling] says:
gangstas say it whoor
[Dowling] says:
or is it whure?
[Dowling] says:
either way
[Dowling] says:
lol
Lee says:
lol
Lee says:
depends if they are scottish i guess?
[Dowling] says:
yah maybe
Lee says:
scots would say "whuare"
Lee says:
haha
[Dowling] says:
damn scots
[Dowling] says:
OMG PENIS YOU BRKE YOUR FINGER MASTURBATING HOMO *** VAGINA
see how it isn't funny when you dunno what the **** people are talking about, or don't care?
 
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I read the first like... 2 paragraphs and gave up. Ive had some convos kinda like this, so i see what u 2 are getting at. But i dont find this the LEAST bit funny. Sorry
 
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dude... I knew it. The heat got to you. im thankful its raining here now.... or am I?
 
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Yall talk about weirdass **** o_O

To be fair, I was on the urge of smiling when I read "Hug me again and I'll crush your balls", because it was completely random and I did not see it coming a the first line ofa conversation...

But the rest just seem like something that was funny to you guys.

You also need to learn that not every person will have the same taste of comedy as you. It does not work that way.

If a bunch 7 year olds were laughing their asses off at another 7 year old for saying "Booger Fart!!!", they would be completely confused that I was not laughing.

It's all about perspective. Lee made a perfect example (no offense :X). And try not to do things for the sake of being bored? It can be rather destructive.
 

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OK first, don't judge people like that. Why yesterday I was out with some of my friends that I haven't seen in a long time, and I made them laugh like hell with some of the jokes and remarks I blew out. Second, we did this spontaneously, and I saved anything that I laughed about (for real, not just a stupid lol). It was funny to me, and I thought that it could be funny to you. And how the hell do you know that I'm not suited for comedy? Yesterday four of them told me that I should definitely be a comedian when I grow up (not that I'd like to), I guess I shouldn't do it online. But we did this spontaneously, we didn't try super-hard just so you could have a snicker. And let's face it, those who are funny online, usually aren't funny in real life.
So? I'm not going to judge you on what your friends think, I can only judge you on what i see in this thread and what i saw in this thread was not funny at all. Maybe your friends didn't want to hurt your feelings because you were trying so hard and they didn't want to hurt your feelings the people on this forum are unbias and no one here seems to find it funny. People who are funny online are funny in real life aswell i don't know why they wouldn't be. If you and lionheart find this funny this should have stayed between you guys there was no need to try and post it in a forum and prove you're funny because you'll mostly end up embarassing yourself.

Not to mention the only joke that might be considered any good is a rip from bash so i definetly have no respect for that.
 
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I don't think it's funny. And in RL it really depends on the people you talk to.
I don't try to be funny, but I'm pretty spontaneous and sometimes random when I talk and it cracks up most of my friends.
But other people just look at me and think "WTF?".
Ex: I tell my friend "it's almost like a nade bouncing back into your face" he's like "lol" and my sisters like "I don't think grenades that bounce into faces are funny".
lolz
 
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tell me when i have to start laughin.
Thanks in advance
 

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