Well, A Cannibal that Eats Babies is Coming to my College...

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That's right, Karl Rove himself. I will have the chance to ask him one question, and I came up with a few, but by all means, I'd like some better ones if possible. If you have ones that are funny, they can't be over the top (why do you eat babies?) or else they'll kick me out and ban me from school events. If they are clever and biting, then hit me up!

Here's what I got so far:
1) Do you really think all democrats live in a pre-9/11 world and you alone live in a post-9/11 world?

2) After being fired from the 1992 Bush campaign for leaking negative stories to, *suprise*, Bob Novak, how did you get back in the good graces of the Bush family?

3) Why did you help set up push-polling that suggested McCain had an illegitmate black child in the 2000 South Carolina primaries?
 

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That's pretty crazy. I don't even know what I would ask.
 
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Do you prefer your baby butter crunchy or smooth?
 
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"Is that your real head? Do you have more?"

Seriously though, I'd have too many questions and while legitimate, they'd most likely garner a Cheney style "Go **** yourself" or something. He's not gonna answer anything that's not basically glad handing him.
 
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Ask him if the reptilians pay way well for defending hollow earth.
 
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Synth said:
Ask him if the reptilians pay way well for defending hollow earth.
Then follow up with why the shadow government is covering it all up.
 
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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.


Well, that one might be a bit harsh.
 
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Are we doing baby jokes now? Cause I got a heap of them

p.s. Hai Sicron! are we still engaged? I lost track when spam thread melted.
 
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Uh guys, the whole point was to avoid baby jokes seeing as I can't use them. Real questions only please!
 
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I'd either not go, or boo him.
 
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Uh guys, the whole point was to avoid baby jokes seeing as I can't use them. Real questions only please!
Ah so you should have some respect and ask him some real every day questions, like...What do you eat for breakfast..oh wait. Ermm, more like, Do you have children? Ah...that one might not be so smart either. In all serious-ness, what do you want to ask him? He ate ****ing babies, you don't ask the guy who he thinks will win the elections, you ask him what the **** is wrong with him.
 
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Would someone fill me in on how Karl Rove is a cannibal and a baby-eater?
 
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I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs!
 
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Ask him if he thinks it would be a practical sustainable method to end world hunger.
 
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Cut the jokes

Either input properly or stfu
 

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