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A thread I started on beyond unreal forums.
Lets get some funny ones here.
Was listening to the radio and they were talking about a list of ways to get yourself fired. Letâs see if we can make our own list.
My way 10 ways to get fired list.
01. Wreck the company van Twice!!!!
02. Constantly show up late then leave early..
03. Sleep with your bossâs wife.
04. Call your customerâs bad names.
05. Start a fight with coworkers.
06. Start steeling office supplies.
07. Never show up in dress code.
08. Constantly crash your bosses computer network.
09. Don't shower for 3 - 4 months at a time.
10. Use more time to talk with coworkers than you use to do work.
My second post there!!
Top 10 if working in a grocery store!!!
01. When a customer comes to you and asks where the milk is say "where do you think *****."
02. When a customer comes to you and asks where the bathroom is take them the longest way and back again then say "Sorry we do not have a public restroom and going in your pants is your best bet here."
03. When sacking/bagging the groceries throw the eggs in to the bags as hard as you can. Then say "OOPS I dropped it"
04. When sent on your 10 minute break walk around for 30 minutes then return to your work station. Repeat until fired.
05. Hide a gallon of milk somewhere in the back room until lumpy then try to sell to anyone.
06. Step 1 Hack into your customer club card info. Step 2 Copy all phone numbers. Step 3 When on break find a phone and let the prank calls begin!!!
07. For mass fire Get some friends together and run around with empty shopping carts and see who can hit the most customers. "100 pts for the elderly." NOTE: Please don't try this one you could end up in jail."
08. Buy a cola you don't like and shake well then spray on the front windows.
09. SIMPLE: Be nasty to customers when the storeowner is standing 10 yards away.
10. Step 1 gab palette jack. Step 2 ride around like a scooter as fast as you can. Step 3 find target. Step 4 run it over. Step 5 when it stops fly half way down the isle and land on face.
Lets get some funny ones here.
Was listening to the radio and they were talking about a list of ways to get yourself fired. Letâs see if we can make our own list.
My way 10 ways to get fired list.
01. Wreck the company van Twice!!!!
02. Constantly show up late then leave early..
03. Sleep with your bossâs wife.
04. Call your customerâs bad names.
05. Start a fight with coworkers.
06. Start steeling office supplies.
07. Never show up in dress code.
08. Constantly crash your bosses computer network.
09. Don't shower for 3 - 4 months at a time.
10. Use more time to talk with coworkers than you use to do work.
My second post there!!
Top 10 if working in a grocery store!!!
01. When a customer comes to you and asks where the milk is say "where do you think *****."
02. When a customer comes to you and asks where the bathroom is take them the longest way and back again then say "Sorry we do not have a public restroom and going in your pants is your best bet here."
03. When sacking/bagging the groceries throw the eggs in to the bags as hard as you can. Then say "OOPS I dropped it"
04. When sent on your 10 minute break walk around for 30 minutes then return to your work station. Repeat until fired.
05. Hide a gallon of milk somewhere in the back room until lumpy then try to sell to anyone.
06. Step 1 Hack into your customer club card info. Step 2 Copy all phone numbers. Step 3 When on break find a phone and let the prank calls begin!!!
07. For mass fire Get some friends together and run around with empty shopping carts and see who can hit the most customers. "100 pts for the elderly." NOTE: Please don't try this one you could end up in jail."
08. Buy a cola you don't like and shake well then spray on the front windows.
09. SIMPLE: Be nasty to customers when the storeowner is standing 10 yards away.
10. Step 1 gab palette jack. Step 2 ride around like a scooter as fast as you can. Step 3 find target. Step 4 run it over. Step 5 when it stops fly half way down the isle and land on face.