Wanted: New Sub

[Spunky]

If anyone is up for the job, I need a new Sub. This means someone who:

• Is smarter than the rest of this forum.
• Listens to ****ty acoustic music.
• Tells me all about their love for ****ty acoustic music.
• Reads Reddit religiously.
• Occasionally sends me awesome pictures and videos.
• Is willing to learn to play Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory and Medieval II: Total War.
• Incessantly pesters me to do pushups.
• ...and otherwise generally is awesome.

 

[Synth]

We still need a new Zeo...

 

[Barney]

Whatever happened to Sub anyway? And I may be able to fill his shoes but replace ****ty acoustic music with brutal heavy metal and you're golden.

edit: http://forum.esforces.com/threads/7...ew-months-in-protest-of-me-not-being-an-admin ahh so that's what happened.

 

[Spunky]

Whatever happened to Sub anyway? And I may be able to fill his shoes but replace ****ty acoustic music with brutal heavy metal and you're golden.

Congratulations, you've got the position!

 

[Synth]

/me replaces Zeo as well Zeo style

/me quotes Dune

 

[Barney]

Congratulations, you've got the position!

WOO-HOO!!!

I are smarter then all of you! All your brains are belong to me!

We're also going to have to change Reddit to Digg, I forgot about that one.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

We're really bad at filling positions around here. I've got tons of applicants for both, of course, but I just haven't been back in that part of the office for a few months. I think some spiders may have taken over, I'm not sure. Maybe they can sort through the mess and come up with a short list? I'm not sure.

 

[Dienekes]

I'm just going to point out that I never actually left. I'm just out there killing bodies half the time.

 

[Deman]

Please follow proper procedures when applying for the positions of Sub and Zeo by submitting them in the proper place:

 

[Deathshot]

I was wondering if he had taken a vacation or something but guess that answers it.

 

[Brosiris]

You know, Sub and I used to have hot intimate cyber sex. I hope you're prepared to fill that position. Or any other position I may put you in. I read the Kama Sutra...so be ready.

 

[Dienekes]

We did it faster, harder and longer back when you were chris109.