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I feel so dirty. Why did Disney make all their female characters that were important, extremely hot? Take Ariel from the Little Mermaid. She's ****ing bonable but when she first gets her legs, god damn, I thought my penis was going to pop from the amount of blood rushing to it. Then there is Bell from Beauty and the Beast. Mmmm mmm. Oh and Jasmine from Aladdin. Tinker Bell from Peter Pan. God, why must you torment me so with these incredible attractive characters that can never be real.

Anyone else feel the same way?
 
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Well, when you're in the business of entertainment, you want to bring your best stuff to the table.

I suppose Disney felt a female lead, that appealed to everyone in some sort of way, was the best bet in attracting revenue.
 
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KidBoy17 said:
I feel so dirty. Why did Disney make all their female characters that were important, extremely hot? Take Ariel from the Little Mermaid. She's ****ing bonable but when she first gets her legs, god damn, I thought my penis was going to pop from the amount of blood rushing to it. Then there is Bell from Beauty and the Beast. Mmmm mmm. Oh and Jasmine from Aladdin. Tinker Bell from Peter Pan. God, why must you torment me so with these incredible attractive characters that can never be real.

Anyone else feel the same way?
When you get stuff like that in your mind is when you absolutly need a GF ^^

But nope. Never crossed my mind. Heck i only seen aladin till now ^^
 
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Are you saying Disney should be making hentai?
 
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KidBoy your thinking to much of porn i think you have the best porn coletion in your pc i am not suprise if you have i'v nevenr notice that ariel it's hot and i don;t think so
 
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john_volkov said:
KidBoy your thinking to much of porn i think you have the best porn coletion in your pc i am not suprise if you have i'v nevenr notice that ariel it's hot and i don;t think so
...que? lol

Anyways, I've realized it too. It's so that hot nerds will be like, "HOOOOOLY SNAPIZLENED DATSZ HAWT~"

I'd do her too. D:
 
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KidBoy17 said:
I feel so dirty. Why did Disney make all their female characters that were important, extremely hot? Take Ariel from the Little Mermaid. She's ****ing bonable but when she first gets her legs, god damn, I thought my penis was going to pop from the amount of blood rushing to it. Then there is Bell from Beauty and the Beast. Mmmm mmm. Oh and Jasmine from Aladdin. Tinker Bell from Peter Pan. God, why must you torment me so with these incredible attractive characters that can never be real.

Anyone else feel the same way?

Jebus the Car-Painter...since when was the ESF Forums allowed super-explicite smut-talk? Where's Pain? Shouldn't he be here by now? God, getting...that way...over Disney characters...dude that's just disturbing...
 
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disney has so many sexual connotations in their movies you dont even know =o

lets take the little mermaid.. we have this dimwitted mermaid bimbo girl who collects things and wants to explore the world. her father strictly prohibits it, so she goes behind his backs and puts her soul on the line with the devil's advocate.. she sees this hunk of a man and thinks she's in love =o during the wedding ceremony the priest has a hard one

 
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KidBoy17 said:
I feel so dirty. Why did Disney make all their female characters that were important, extremely hot? Take Ariel from the Little Mermaid. She's ****ing bonable but when she first gets her legs, god damn, I thought my penis was going to pop from the amount of blood rushing to it. Then there is Bell from Beauty and the Beast. Mmmm mmm. Oh and Jasmine from Aladdin. Tinker Bell from Peter Pan. God, why must you torment me so with these incredible attractive characters that can never be real.

Anyone else feel the same way?
Why do you get a boner from cartoons?
 
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KidBoy17 said:
Cartoons are sexy. And yes, disney should make hentai. And you can quote me on that.
Well... google is your friend.
 
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KidBoy17 said:
Cartoons are sexy. And yes, disney should make hentai. And you can quote me on that.
Yeah KidBoy it will be cool for Disney to make hentai, just think of the little kids(6 - 12) that ar going to see the Little Mermaid Hentai OMG, those kids will use internet for hentai (disney)Michie Mouse Hentai come on your joking right ?If you like hetai you like it but think about the little kids
 
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Where in the hell do you get the idea that this would be released to kids? And when did this topic become hentai? QUIET ALL OF YOU!!!

Anyways, all I am saying is that Disney is a bastard for making extremely attractive women. You don't see them making the male characters hot and sexy.... too bad
 
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How would you know? Maybe not from our viewpoint...unless you're ***...but you never really know what women dig in a dude. Cartoon characters have been made to be iconic and attractive for years...it's not Disney trying to lure you into their sex lair in the Disney Jail (which btw, the Disney Jail is a real place; my Dad got hauled in there as a kid for hocking loogies over the side of te "People Mover" and nailed this bald dude in the head :D. It's between Fantasy Land and Tommorrow Land, just South of the Alice in Wonderland ride)
 
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KidBoy17 said:
I feel so dirty. Why did Disney make all their female characters that were important, extremely hot? Take Ariel from the Little Mermaid. She's ****ing bonable but when she first gets her legs, god damn, I thought my penis was going to pop from the amount of blood rushing to it. Then there is Bell from Beauty and the Beast. Mmmm mmm. Oh and Jasmine from Aladdin. Tinker Bell from Peter Pan. God, why must you torment me so with these incredible attractive characters that can never be real.

Anyone else feel the same way?
Yeah, not to mention Lilo's big sister wow.

KidBoy17 said:
Cartoons are sexy. And yes, disney should make hentai. And you can quote me on that.
Done. =p
 
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There was actually a big debate in another forum, on whether or not anime,disney cartoons,cartoons in general or hentai would stimulate a male or a female to that point, alot of people denied it all so someone came up with this lol. Honestly i like how the girls are drawn yes they are hot, and should you like the way they look in that way, well it shows you aren't *** =).

 
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I agree.. Minnie Mouse = Instant boner..

Don't even get me started about Nala from the Lion King :eek:
 
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haha, you guys are all talking about "MINNIE MOUSE ZOMG AND NALA & OMGOMG GOOFIE~~~~"

Ya, you're forgetting one disney character that'd we'd all bang.

 
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"Boing!"
Jessica rabbit, she was never made to be intended for little kids, nope nope nope!

Lol i could go on all day about disney chars but like i said before only cartoons, what your mind does to em is up to you lol, just keep it to yourself.
 

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