Turkey Day

[Barney]

Well it's come to that time of year again where us Americans get to pig out, watch football and possibly kill some people on the land we've conquered. What are your Thanksgiving plans?

As for myself, my parents and I are going to have a nice dinner at a family friend's house and then I'm probably going to get drunk and play video games with my best friend tonight.

 

[EviLCHiMP]

I'm going to destroy everything positive I have built for myself this year in a drunken rage today. May you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

 

[Killface]

My dad just left to go to my aunt's. I'm gonna go get a few beers in a few minutes. Down them things, hopefully getting me drunk enough to enjoy this thanksgiving. Then driving to my aunt's house that's 40 minutes away. Showing up... show off my bald head, get made fun of, eat a **** load of food. Passing out from the turkey and alcohol, and hopefully not getting pulled over on the way home.

Let's hope the cops pull over other drunks. I don't want the MIP.

 

[Deathshot]

Deep Frying my Turkey I got for free and gonna eat me alot of food and watch TV with wifey.