"True Friendship" (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)

[Tsunami]

"True Friendship"
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" promises that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

1 When you are sad
-- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry ******* who made you that way.

2. When you are blue
-- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile
-- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared
-- I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried
-- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused
-- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick
-- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever the **** you have.

8. When you fall
-- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.....
-- I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask."because you are
my friend".


I found this funny yet so true cause it describes a lot of my friends.

 

[True-Warrior]

That describes my bestfriend, she's so silly