I witnessed the greatest noob moment I've ever personally seen. Me and my friend went to a CSS tourney at the Area 51 Gaming Center in my town(
http://www.area51-igc.com/. Now my friend is by far the best CS player I've ever personally known, he was in cal-i, and is insanely good. Him and his team easily went through the tourney, until they got to the final round, one opponent started accusing him of hacking. One round, he actualy wtfpwnt the entire team with a USP (5 head shots, 6 shots fired total). My friend Mike was on fire, but this retard kept accusing him of hacking, even after I told him I know the guy personally, and he doesn't hack (it was a bring-your-own-comp tourney, however all protections were enabled). Closer to the end of the match, this tard kept up his BS constantly accusing Mike of using aimbot every time he got wtfpwnt in the head. Everyone was *****ing at him, saying things like "Dude, just lose with dignity." But he kept it up, I could tell Mike was about to snap. I was thinking if this guy wasn't going to stfu, he was going to have a fist in the face in addition to all the bullets in his CS guy's head.
Finally, after the last bullet was fired, Mike stood up and yelled, "SCOREBOARD MOTHER****ER NOW SHUT THE **** UP!" To which everyone in the room (suffice one) agreed with. It finally shut the guy up, for a while. But I thought we were gonna have to throw down. Mike won a load of crap, including free access to Area 51 GC and a 50 dollar certificate somewhere, and some other **** (trophey).
Anyway, that was the biggest noob moment I've witnessed, and it was damn funny. This guy seemed like a douche to begin with, it's good to see someone like that get destroyed every now and then.