The Joke Thread.

[dbzrogue]

Share any jokes or funny stuff you find here.

I will start of with a lame AWESOME joke:

If Apple started a chain of vacuum cleaners, what would it be called?

iSuck.

 

[Zeonix]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks over at him and says, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "I have terminal cancer."

 

[FalconFury]

When my mom acts tough and she was soo pissed she sounds like this [video=youtube;wCfWHqrYUqo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCfWHqrYUqo&lc=cpvOarbzNOJSMaurqqDXbVisD3Vum_9cPI9pYA-EIks&feature=inbox[/video]