The "If <name> was a girl..." game

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Here's the rules. I will start by posting someone as if he was a girl. The person who posts after me would say what this person would do as a girl and then ultimately say if he'd date "her" or not. Then He'd finish up with a "If <name> was a girl..." for the next poster.



EXAMPLE TIME!!!!!

Me: "If Magus was a girl..."

Next poster: "...he would be a slutty dancer with his lesbian friends, but cries at Hallmark commercials. And yes. I'd date her.

If Optimus Prime was a girl..."

Next Poster: "...yadda yadda ect ect ect."


That was just a mere example. try to go with someone's personality and change them into a feminine light. If you pick a girl, however....do something like this...

"If Alea was a guy..."

And then go on from there. Ok...time to start us off.......ahem.....



If Sonic Boyster was a girl....
 
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He would dance around the boys and pick out his favourite boy to take home with him to cuddle up with.

If Saiyan_Overlord was a girl he'd...... Or she'd o_O.
 
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...he'd prance around and wear rainbows trying to save the rainforests.

If Chakra-X was a girl...
 
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She'd go shopping all the time for the pinkest clothing he could put his hands on.

I wouldnt date her, not sexy enough for me.

If Magus was a girl...
 
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she would go home and kuddle up with harry potter hoping he'd come to life and date her...

what if jakut was a girl?
 
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she'd be a firey redhead with a temper.

If Deverz was a girl...
 
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Be a lesbian since he ((She)) is god's gift to females


i'd hate to do this to me but

if sarutobi sensei was a girl....
 
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Rayna said:
I wouldnt date her, not sexy enough for me.
Well I never :(!

Damn long post taking time...

she would complain that the #18 model objectified woman while she was testing 1.3. I would not hit that, because I would not have her being that much better than me at the game and it would make her a phedofile :p


If Kaination was a girl...
 
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/me smilies evil with the eyes of revenge

She would pick up a nerd and cuddle (not mean enough? Cant think M(o.o)M)

What if bioball was a girl?
 
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She'd try to get guys she thinks is hot into the bed with her.

What if Deman was a female?
 
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he'd get the same amount of wub from me as he does now... just in the right places this time =X

*ZzzrrrRRrtttTT* *cRaCkLe* Zapped by request. Let's keep to the rules of the thread. ~Boyster


maybe you should read the rules closer >_>

and maybe alea should stop taking things personally, shes worse than pride.

Well when *I* scroll up I see this.

try to go with someone's personality and change them into a feminine light. If you pick a girl, however....do something like this...

"If Alea was a guy..."

And then go on from there.

And if you please, let's keep this thread in context. I'll deal with you through PM from here on out. ~Boyster
 
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*ZzZzZaaApppP* Related to above edit. ~Boyster

What If DragonDude was a girl?.
 
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She would make humples a girlfriend... humpelina (or some other crap name) and they would live happily ever after in their candy cottage.

What if Walmart (me, duh...) was a girl???
 
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She'd shop at target....



what if kagato was a girl
 
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She'd be a daddies girl :X

If Fire Phoenix was a girl :X (that's right I went there >.>)
 
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She would decorate the house; flowers and cows + pictures of the family.

What if I were a girl? *gasp*
 
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Dewd would be into yuri instead of yaoi!

What if Rayna were a man?!
 
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Deman said:
Dewd would be into yuri instead of yaoi!

What if Rayna were a man?!

She (He) would have the biggest, blackest boner in all the land.
 
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Dewd In Ћe Newd said:
She (He) would have the biggest, blackest boner in all the land.
You saying I'm horny? >_>

You didnt post a "what if -random- was a girl".
What if Mad_Axman was a girl? o:
 
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He would stop modeling knights and start modeling unicorns, fairies and princesses, and 99% of the crits he recieved would be positive or say "asl?" since he was a female. I would not tap that, because she could beat me up :S

Man I hope none of the women hear see these comments has true sexism...

If Mastasurf was a girl...
 

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