The History of the Internet

[DragonDude]

The version they don't teach you in your highschool tech class:
http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/humor/internet_history/

Every zig moved. ;O

 

[Jesus]

haha, most of that was amusing.

 

[Ravendust]

Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniack get stoned out of their minds and build a computer that costs a fortune and runs no software. "Everyone will want one of these!", says Jobs.

XD

That was pretty good.

 

[|Overlord|]

ARPANET (precursor to internet) invented. (If anyone makes any overused Al Gore jokes they will be beaten unconscious with a 300 baud modem)

Did he think before he said that ? I made a joke like that , OHNOES I'M GETTING 300 BAUD MODEMS CHUCKED AT ME , HELP !!!!!!!!!

 

[Kurt`]

rofl

Missed a lot of stuff, but still somewhat accurate.

(btw metcalfe is dirty as hell, I have a book by him on 'packet communication', and it's totally gnarly)

 

[Chakra-X]

haha this made me laugh

Internet introduced to businesses. Worker productivity up 35%

Internet Porn introduced to businesses. Worker productivity down 97%

Most of that stuff is pretty accurate, sadly...

 

[frsrblch]

Hehe... asshats.

 

[Hash]

Hahahaha, that was awesome.