the great debate!

Which is it, nasties?!

  • Scrunch

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • Roll

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • Fold

    Votes: 14 77.8%
  • Wrap

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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when wiping, do you:

wrap
Roll
Scrunch
Fold

your answer must include a good reason.
 
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o_O really weird polls lately.. I honestly do not even want to answer this one >_>.
 
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I guess I vote fold.

And yeah, wtf is with these threads...? >_>
 
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I'm a folder! Usually about 4-5 squares cause I got the tuply and want to prevent any rippage!
 
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None of the above, my toilet paper is thick enough to the point where folding, wrapping, and scrunching is not required.
 
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I so scrunch. Covers the most area IMO and it doesn't feel like you're getting doo on your hands.
 
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Scrunch at the start then fold, better have a combination of the two imo.
 
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None of the above, my toilet paper doesn't suck. Not that it's the expensive triple-kitten, double-soft, ultra sissie stuff, it just doesn't need to be folded to work.

But I'm curious how this "wrap" technique works.
 
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Fold, roll out as many sheets as you need, then fold in along the rip bit. Easy and fast, without the messiness of scrunching and easier than wrapping/rolling if your toilet paper is on one of those hook things (btw whats supposed to be the difference between wrap and roll?)
 
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My answer to this is immortalized on Brim's signature.
 
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A folder my friend! one would not enjoy having his fingers slip up zee pewper due to overzealous wipeage as various self-proclaimed scrunchers have admitted to.
 

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These topics are why no one comes here anymore. I'm just sayin'
 
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Folding one time. I just like that extra bit of safety while wiping
 
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The origami style is much preferred for this one.
 
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None of the above, my toilet paper doesn't suck. Not that it's the expensive triple-kitten, double-soft, ultra sissie stuff, it just doesn't need to be folded to work.

But I'm curious how this "wrap" technique works.
you have toilet triple kittens? i'm intrigued... over here we have:

THE ANDREX PUPPEH!!!



oh and wrap = wrap paper round your hand, then wipe.


i myself am a folder. i like to avoid pew hands wherever possible.
 

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Scrunch at the start then fold, better have a combination of the two imo.
How does that work..?
But yeah, fold ftw. No chance of getting poop, doodoo, ****, crap, feces, that brown stuff on you. D:
 
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Fold. When it comes to cleaning one of my nether regions, I'm allowed to be anal.

As for how wrapping works, I imagine it's just like rolling but you let it remain around your hand. Slight waste of TP, IMO, but whatever floats your boat.
 
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Actually, I take time to make origami paper birds before wiping. It soothes the soul.



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In reality, I used to just use it plain, no folding, until one day the paper ripped, and I became about 2% ***. From that day on, I've folded about 3 times before wiping.
 

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