The Classic "You know you play too much ESF when..." Thread.

[Zeonix]

46. You know you are playing esf too much when you dream about esf.

 

[Silent_Bob]

47. When publicly embarrassed, you cry out "You'll not make a fool of me! Gallet Gu...oh right, I can't do that."
48. You try to avoid busfare by teleporting into an empty seat.
49. When you feel tired you tense up and get a look of extreme concentration on your face.
50. People consider you odd because you constantly raise your hands in the air and "summon the energies of the earth" to vanquish them after being insulted.

 

[Ravendust]

51: You start every sentence with 'WTF' and end it with '-whore'
52: You tell a bully you'd kick their butt if you were them, but the character limit is on.

 

[Jesus]

53: you play esf too much when your sister is being a *****, so you tell her your gonna get the admin to boot her from the server.

 

[Ravendust]

54: You're walking, only to find you're running on the spot with your arms behind you moving at a heady 2mph.

55: You try to 'turn on' your aura in real life.

56: You flail your arms wildly like an octopus having a seizure whilst throwing yellow beanbags, claiming you're ki blasting something into oblivion.

57: When standing still for over a minute you dance around in circles.

58: When taking continuous damage (i.e being crushed by someone) you let out lots of short 'oh, ooh, ah, what the--'s instead of screaming.

59: You tell a girl that you think her model is done well but the skinning needs some work.

60: You know the forum/server regulars by their first name.

 

[Robby]

61. You know when your playing too much ESF when you start practicing KHH and FF attacks in real-life. (as in you do the motions)

 

[Ravendust]

62: You're having a conversation with someone at the bus stop and suddenly make an error noise, claiming 'howareyoudoing.wav' could not be found.

 

[Sicron]

63: You grow your hair, die it blonde, and increase your muscle mass, then start claiming that you are the legendary super saiyan.

64:You run at your head teacher shouting 'Die Frieza!', and get suspending for beating him to a pulp.

65:You sit on the toilet when you have constipation, pretending to power up like Goku would, letting out cries as you do so.

66this is just a dbz one =P)You jump off the top of your house, and yell 'Nimbus' as you fall head first, expecting a floating cloud to come pick you up.

 

[Robby]

67. You start to make battles with your friends

 

[joachim g]

68. when you see lightning striking a tree and say that someone is transforming
69. when your holding a ball you bring it to your hip before throwing it

 

[Jesus]

70: wen joo friend kickeh joo in teh backzor!!!!! so you boot him out of the house for being a lamer...

 

[Ravendust]

71: (LAN only) You take the fight off the computer and into the real world after being throw-spammed 80 times by the guy in the next room.

 

[Rocky]

72. You try and fuse with your best friend.

 

[TwisteR]

73. When you try to port it to xbox.

 

[Ravendust]

74: You run around the house looking for the dragonballs because you can't find them ingame.

 

[nZ]

75: When your losing a 100metre race and you try to go turbo.
76: When you try and imitate a combo on your boxing partner.
77: You throw a handful of peanuts and call it a scatter beam.

 

[Sicron]

78: because your friend called a sucker, you start prepunching him, try to go ssj and throw him into a wall

 

[Robby]

79. When you start imanigining Bots In the real world

 

[KyoKusanagi]

80. When you blame packet loss when you fall down the stairs.

 

[Eon]

81. When you want to run faster, you tap your foot on the ground twice real fast.