The Classic "You know you play too much ESF when..." Thread.

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Ok, the rules of this thread are simple. Post a number of ways to know if you play too much ESF. You can only have 4 numbers per post. And you must wait for the next 3 posts before you may post again. Ok, when somebody posts, the number that they left off on, will be picked up by the next poster.

Ex: 54. Blah blah blah

The next poster would start out with:

55. Blah blah blah

And please, dont ruin this thread by being a lamer -_-

I'll go ahead and start it off. You know you play too much ESF when:

1. You try to fly off of your roof.
2. You think that there might be sensu beans hiding somewhere in your lawn.
3. Your wife tells you to take out the garbage, and you try to blast it to nothing.
4. You try to teleport to get to work faster.
 
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You know you play esf too much when you attempt to teleport in other games (I used to do this frequently).
 
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5. You get beaten up then you proclaim that it was because he was transed.
6. You jump around saying Kamehameha then try to release it only realizing you ran into a poll.
7. You sit there yelling then if someone hits you, you say he is a trans killer.

Btw shouldn’t this be in the ESF forum?
 
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8) You play too much esf when you try to change your config, you always press the old buttons.

9)You play too much esf when you develop a second personality.

10)You play too much esf (and metroid) when you think of how many walls you can jump off of.

11)You play too much esf when "I play a half-life mod" becomes a pick up line.

12)You play too much esf when DBZ looks like small play.

13)You play too much eaf when you go posting on the forums about "You play too much ESF" and makeing suggestions cause your brain thought of it in your lapse of judgement between real word, reality, and virtual reality.

*Luckly I have only reached 2 of these :p*
 
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14) You run around in random directions making the 'zwee' noise. (I do this when running around the house)

15) You try and make a perfect 90 degree direction change while sprinting and fall over.

16) You run with your arms flailing behind you.

17) You make an odd, extravagant noise when you jump, only to realise you're only a foot off the ground.
 
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18. You play too much esf when you make a thread about playing too much esf =P

19. You play too much esf when you try to swoop and teleport in other games, and press e constantly. . . . o_o
(>.< My first time playing DoD was not a good one lol)
 
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20. You know you play ESF too much when you get punched and call the other guy a "melee noob."

21. You know you play ESF too much when you get thrown and call the other guy a "throw noob."
 
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Ravendust said:
16) You run with your arms flailing behind you.
Stalker...

22. You know you play too much ESF when you "Final Flash!" to a bully O_O

23. You know you play too much ESF when you start speaking French... ;/
 
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24.You know you play too much ESF when you play TS and try to fly
25.You know you play too much ESF when someone throws a teather ball at you and you say "beamwhore"
 
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26. You know you play too much ESF when you throw plates at people while shouting "DESTRUCTO DISK".
27. You know you play too much ESF when you throw on a weighted cape and a turban and paint your face green.
28. You know you play too much ESF when you try and turn people into candy and eat them.
29. You know you play too much ESF when you have no friends so you buy 7 orange balls and try and make a friendship wish.
 
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30. You try to find ways of exploiting 'the map' in real life.
 
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31. you play to much esf wenn you search dragonballs in a non-ctdb map
 
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32: You try to block any attack by crossing your arms in front of you and keeping your head down.
 
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33 - When you double tap in half-life to dodge a snark.
 
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34 - You jump off a cliff making this *shwhhh* noise and hit the ground pretty hard

35 - Your taking Dancing school and grab your partner by the arm and swing him around like crazy and throw him into the next Pair of dancers
 
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36) When you try to turn your teacher into candy when you dont have your homework.
37) When you try to make youre hair look like vegetas.
38) When you try and wall jump...
 
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39. When you register and are subsequently BANNED from the official ESF forums and from every single ESF fansite forum for asking for release dates.
 

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40. You know you've played too much ESF when you dye your hair blonde and convince yourself that you've become stronger.
41. You know you've played too much ESF when you beat someone in an arm wrestle and brag about your massive ki.
42.You know you've played too much ESF when you spend hours infront of the mirror with a texta perfecting those 6 alligned dots on your forehead in your vain attempt to look like Krillin.
 
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43. You sit on the toilet when you have constipation, pretending to power up like Goku would, letting out cries as you do so.

>.< ahhhhhhhhhhhh
 

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44. You know you are playing too much ESF when you lose a fight and say it was because the opponent was on his own server.
45. You know you've been in #esf too much when your first instinct is to cover your bum at every noise you hear...
 

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