Banned for calling Madman an ass.
Banned for calling Madman an ass using white text.
Banned for being 10,
again.
Banned for being Australian.
Banned for having a grudge against the name "Bob".
Banned for not being funny.
Banned for having an ugly signature.
Banned for having an ugly avatar.
Banned for misspelling "does" in your signature.
Banned for not starting "wow!" in your signature with a capital.
Banned for having a text beneath your signature that makes NO sense whatsoever.
Banned for not having 400 posts.
Banned for only having 3 stars under your name (fail!).
Banned For Typing Like This, Starting Every Word With A Capital (Ironic, Since You Don't Even Use One Capital In Your Signature).
Edit: I am just going to continue that list.
Banned for saving your signature with a crappy Jpeg quality.
Banned for using both red and blue in a crappy way in your signature.
Banned for using crappy fonts.
Banned for not properly cutting out the tribal render.
Banned for not being as cool as I am.
Banned for using Yahoo Messenger.
Banned for using a God awful yellow color on your profile page.
Banned for lying about your age.
Banned for thinking anyone would want you as an admin....
ever.
Banned for not being able to edit POTWs.
Banned for being online right now.
Banned for calling yourself "so cool!!!" in your profile's biography.
Banned for not being able to spell "Zeq II" in your profile.
Banned for adding "lol" after "zez2lite".
Banned for stating
www.google.com.au as your homepage.
Banned for threatening me over PM, "or i'll do something else you wont like!".
Banned for not using proper capitals in that sentence either.