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Me.

September 15th, 2004

Me again!


September 13th, 2005

... Damn, I'm sooo good looking. I should definately have a girlfriend....

Yeah, I found out about 42 AFTER I had the jersey... But once I found out that just sorta gave me all the more reason...

You know you're too passionate about something when you tackle a kid who interferes with that something.

Defensive tackle... Upgraded from center, baby ^_^ Defense > offense. Truthery!

Yeah, I have a new jersey... I'm happy... I feel good about myself... I'm sexy in a jersey... I felt like sharing that... Thank you and goodnight! :yes:
 
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OMFG! Your arms shrank!! I so sorry. :(

But congrats man! I'm glad to see bullimia helped another person. If only more people knew the benefits.
 
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/me sneaks into Wolf Devil's room while hes sleeping and gives him a new haircut >_<
 
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You look much older in the top pic. Congratulations on the promotion and on having 'The Answer' on your jersey =D
 
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lookin much slimmer around the face man. the only thing is, your top is so big and baggy, that no one will ever see the improvement =/
 
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How come in the first one you can barely see your...MOLEEE M OLEEE MOLEEE MOLEEEEE!! lol MULLET! You were like eh bigger then teh 100 pounds lighter. o_O In a year? wowness Trim Spa.
 
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@ Kama: STFU :p

@ DJ: Back, yee devil! Long > short... That applies to everything male!

@ Raven: And yet some chick yesterday said I looked 20 >_> 42, ftw

@ Gir: Ah, shush it. If you're referring to my man titties, they're actually not that bad compared to some of the other linemen. Sides, I'm rather sexy for a lineman...

@ Kasey: zomg, mullet pwnz0rs J()() 411!!!!!!! And actually it's more like 50 >_>
 
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Dude, you shrunk like an entire foot O_O.

Oh, and seriously, get rid of the mullet.
 
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Uh... isn't there a pics thread for.. pics? >_>
 
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i wasnt saying anything about your man titties, im just saying that wearing a shirt like that, the only place i can really see a distinctive loss, is around the face...
 
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O_O You lie... You don't see that I've shrunk around the midrift? The shoulders are also more defined.
 
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wtf is a mullet? >_>
 
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Wolf Devil said:
O_O You lie... You don't see that I've shrunk around the midrift? The shoulders are also more defined.
I couldnt really tell. Just the face though yeah. But seriously
 
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in all seriousness, i would never ask snake to cut his mullet... and as such would never ask anyone else, for fear of his wrath.
 
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Damn right, Gir... Damn right...

You'd never play guitar again..... *narrows eyes*

And I'd suck at football... Ever hear of Sampson, people?!
 
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Know what I just noticed? In the two bottom pictures of you you have glasses on in one, but not in the other, but your pose is the same. Were you practicing that pose man? Or are you like Clark Kent when he forgets to put on his glasses and does it really fast when someone mentions then pretends it was always like that, but.. you're the opposite cause you took em off.

On another note.. why you look so happy in first and angry in bottom two? Is it true that the rounder you are the jollier you are? Can we make this into a science project? :eek:

And on one more final note, lose the mullet (seriously, trailer trash ftl) or at least compromise and grow it into a shag.

Hahaha woo notes all around, I agree with the gir, you need to take a picture of you in a better clothes that actually fit. I know jerseys are great because they give you an excuse to wear triple XL's like black guys and not get beat up, but cmon man, get some clothes that fit so people will notice.
 

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Wolf Devil said:
... Damn, I'm sooo good looking. I should definately have a girlfriend....

:yes:
Ditch the mullet.

and there is a pics thread, use that.
 

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