After much review, I have determined the winner. But first, let me just say that I thank everyone who participated in this monumental event. You all deserve a round of applause and to me, you're all winners.
Without further ado, the winner is:
Zeonix with his suggestion of Subocalypse Now. It was by far the worst name suggested here, which is actually what I was looking for.
Subaru was a distant second, though. If a mod could please change my name to Subacalypse Now, I would be greatful.
edit: It has been brought to my attention that Subocalypse Now may not fit. If this is the case, just change it to Subocalypse