strangest christmas movie ever O_o

[Nuttzy]

so i recently got an email from blockbuster online saying that i could now retrun my online movies instore for an additional 3 free movie rentals, added onto the 2 free movie/game instore rentals each month, for a total of 5 free rentals each month. So i headed to the local BB with no real target movies/games in mind.

while browsing, one movie caught my eye, being an obscure movie kinda guy. This one is a real gem and i just had to share it with everyone.

get this, it stars the former WCW champion BILL GOLDBERG as santa clause . If that isnt strange enough, he goes on a killing spree, killing everything from kids opening presents, christmas carollers (spelling?), strippers, to an old man, (by which point he sings "grandfather got ran over by a reindeer").


box art

what he looks like

it may be cheesy, and bill goldberg may be a horrible actor, BUT this is by far my favourite christmas movie ever. GO BUY/RENT IT NOW

 

[Sandstorm]

Hrmm, let me check my list here...

5. Crazy pirate telling me about a movie... Check
4. Buy christmas presents for family... Check
3. Consider christmas movie to check out... Check
2. Put up christmas tree /w full compliment of lights... Check
1. Rent crazy ass movie featuring a ****ed up Santa clause killing everyone... check.

Yep, looks like you made my Christmas! Thanks Nuttzy!

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

Haha, my brother came home with that DVD yesterday, that movie is so ****ing rawk :')


Talk about coincidence

 

[Nuttzy]

best part by far was when he set fran dreschers head ablaze, hell the entire intro to the movie was hilarious.

you dont see enough pomeranians kicked into ceiling fans nowadays XD

 

[Sandstorm]

best part by far was when he set fran dreschers head ablaze, hell the entire intro to the movie was hilarious.

HE KILLS FRAN DRESCHER? **** YEAH, I'M GETTING THIS MOVIE, I HATE THAT *****!

Honestly though, how do people come up with this stuff? :laff:

 

[Nuttzy]

rofl, little gif i made

 

[Phobius]

I loved his reindeer in that movie!!!

This has been out for some while and I watched this about 8 months ago and its by far one of the most funniest Christmas movies I have seen.

 

[john_volkov]

Yeah that movie was superb the best Cristmas Movie

 

[Mirai_no_Trunks]

is it comedy ? if it is , it worth seeing this movie ...

 

[nsd_2400]

That looks really funny to me.

I'm going to see it. It looks cool.

 

[Deman]

is it comedy ? if it is , it worth seeing this movie ...

It looks to be one of those movies that is so horrible that it's hilarious.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I thought it was pretty funny. However,

I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where?s the Tylenol?

From the best Christmas movie ever.

 

[Synth]

How does genius like this... go under the radar?

 

[Zeonix]

He's too far beyond us, Synth. A man ahead of his time, as it were. Don't worry. He'll be recognized eventually.

Goldberg must really need the money. Damn shame. He was scary.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

I need to see this, I think Probably for the same reason that I like Peter Jackson's old Zombie movies (You guys need to see "Dead Alive").

-Karrde-

 

[Adaptus]

/me wants to see this movie now. x;

 

[DJ-Ready]

/me wants to see this movie now. x;

QFT

How come I've never heared of this movie before >_<

Speaking of funny christmas movies .. has anybody seen bad santa? haha

 

[KarrdeKNR]

Bad santa is tgerrible yet funny. Another bad one for you is a REALLY old movie called "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians"

 

[Eon]

i r ytmnd'd your gif nuttzer
http://santahatesdogs.ytmnd.com/
enjoy!

 

[Nuttzy]

i r ytmnd'd your gif nuttzer
http://santahatesdogs.ytmnd.com/
enjoy!

genius