I work in a Newsagents (place that sells papers and sweets) so I get things like this:
"How much is this?"
Check the price tag? Nope, didn't think you did..
"Where is this?"
Uhm... look under the "said section" part...
"Hey.. its all your fault that the paper is incomplete!"
Yes.. I really make them...
"Hey, I didnt win on my lottery ticket, can I have my money back?
Uhm.. doesn't that like defeat the point of the gamble in the first place?
Not really a question, but when kids move stuff around or people pay for low price items with a large note, taking most of my change.. silly people.
And to top it off... "Do you sell newspapers / lottery?
Hello? NEWSPAPER SHOP? Did you notice the papers on your way in or the gigantic blue lottery stand and sign outside?
"How much is this?"
Check the price tag? Nope, didn't think you did..
"Where is this?"
Uhm... look under the "said section" part...
"Hey.. its all your fault that the paper is incomplete!"
Yes.. I really make them...
"Hey, I didnt win on my lottery ticket, can I have my money back?
Uhm.. doesn't that like defeat the point of the gamble in the first place?
Not really a question, but when kids move stuff around or people pay for low price items with a large note, taking most of my change.. silly people.
And to top it off... "Do you sell newspapers / lottery?
Hello? NEWSPAPER SHOP? Did you notice the papers on your way in or the gigantic blue lottery stand and sign outside?