"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
Alfred Hitch****
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman. (one of my favorites)
Dennis Leary Rants-
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
"Life sucks. Get a F**king helmet, okay?"
"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."
some words to live by...
"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife." - James H. Kabbler III.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
Rich Cook.
last but not least some more qoutes from the Unites State's fearless leader...
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."