Quantum Teleportation

[Mkilbride]

http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/18/first-light-wave-quantum-teleportation-achieved-opens-door-to-u/

Mark this day, folks, because the brainiacs have finally made a breakthrough in quantum teleportation: a team of scientists from Australia and Japan have successfully transferred a complex set of quantum data in light form. You see, previously researchers had struggled with slow performance or loss of information, but with full transmission integrity achieved -- as in blocks of qubits being destroyed in one place but instantaneously resurrected in another, without affecting their superpositions -- we're now one huge step closer to secure, high-speed quantum communication. Needless to say, this will also be a big boost for the development of powerful quantum computing, and combine that with a more bedroom friendly version of the above teleporter, we'll eventually have ourselves the best LAN party ever.

 

[Avenger]

This is about teleporting information. Not so sure they actually "teleported" it, though. I'd be curious to know how fast they did it, and over what distance.

 

[Darth Revan]

Helm activate quantum slipstream drive

 

[Avenger]

For great justice, activate quantum teleportation paradox.

 

[Sicron]

I don't know how they did it, but anything with quantum in it's name is instantly one bajillion times better.

Quantum Porn.
Quantum Sex.
Quantum Prostitution.
Quantum Pedobear.

We need more Quantums!

 

[Shonnie]

Maybe ESF 1.3 Quantum then?

@below
Yea I thought I did it wrong again...

 

[Mkilbride]

ESF: Quantum Edition

No 1.3

 

[Avenger]

Do want:

 

[Sicron]

Can I have a Quantum version of you, Avenger?

 

[Avenger]

Yes, you can. We just need to find a Quantum Avenger Duplicator, powered by a flux capacitor.

 

[Sicron]

Check for the flux capacitor, and where can I find that Avenger Duplicator?

 

[Specht]

Yes, you can. We just need to find a Quantum Avenger Duplicator, powered by a flux capacitor.

And a work bench.

 

[Avenger]

Well, I have an Avenger Quantum Duplicator, but I lack the workbench...

 

[Sicron]

Leave that to me. Bring the Duplicator to my house tomorrow, and we'll have the thing up an running in no time!

 

[Avenger]

I told you before, I can't use a workbench made of human bones and fecal matter. It's just not sanitary.

 

[Sicron]

I'll clean the bones of any flesh and I will dry the fecal matter...and disinfect them both! Plus, they aren't human bones, they are donkey bones. Big difference.

 

[DiebytheSword]

Do want:
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Sigh, must I find everything for you.

 

[Zeonix]

It tastes pretty awesome, to boot.

 

[DiebytheSword]

It tastes pretty awesome, to boot.

Its my favorite flavor soda. Plus the whole "looks like winshield wiper fluid" thing freaks people out

 

[Avenger]

Norway has rules about selling soda that glows in general. It's such a socialist dystopia!