Presidential Election 2008: Zeo vs Sub, you decide!

[Zeonix]

It's no different than a European calling an American a Yank/Yankee. In fact, calling us a Yank/Yankee is probably far worse considering the Brits used it in a derogatory way for a time (and still do if Xbox Live is any indication...)

Vote for me. I know history.

 

[-Origin]

Well I don't call Americans Yanks... so.

I'd still vote for you if I could though.

 

[sub]

 

[Zeonix]

Your racism isn't appreciated, especially since I'm not even Mexican.

One serving of JUSTICE, please.

 

[sub]

Oh Zeo. Denial is the most predictable human reaction.

 

[Zeonix]

Is there no end to his racism? McDougall does not care about the facts. Don't vote McDougall for President. He isn't even human. Do you want half a "Enemy who must not be named for fear of retribution from the mods" running this wonderful country? Neither would I.

Vote for Zeo. He's a true human being.

 

[sub]

I'm not running for president. I want them to vote for you.

 

[Zeonix]

I see through your lies like the light of knowledge piercing through the shadow that is ignorance, McDougall. You don't stand a chance.

 

[sub]

Seriously, I don't want anyone to vote for me. It doesn't matter. You'll be the leader and there will be no voting. Viva la revolution

 

[Zeonix]

McDougall, everyone knows you're my VP nominee and intend to kill me. I'll nominate you because you're a minority (half animal, half human, all woman), but I know what you intend to do.

Vote for Zeo. He's all human and all man.

 

[sub]

You say that like it's a secret. I mean, I tell you to commit suicide practically every day. 5 minutes ago:

Hybrid094 (1:46:13 PM): zeo
Hybrid094 (1:46:17 PM): you should totally kill yourself
Zeonix Unlimited (1:46:28 PM): why?
Zeonix Unlimited (1:46:31 PM): im a gem
Hybrid094 (1:46:45 PM): no, really
Hybrid094 (1:46:47 PM): i mean it this time

 

[Zeonix]

See? I refuse to lie to my people. And look! His name is Hybrid for Nix's sake!

Vote Zeo for President. He's no hybrid. He's a true human being.

 

[sub]

Pedro, your rhetoric means nothing to me. Despite it, I still support you and wish for you to become leader. I've heard your plans, and I approve, although the genocides seem a tad unnecessary.

 

[Zeonix]

Don't vote for McDougall:

(1:50:11 PM) Hybrid094: man
(1:50:13 PM) Hybrid094: i hate kids

Vote Zeo for President. He likes kids, but not in a creepy "I really love kids" kind of way.

 

[sub]

I'm not ****ing running. There is no competition. I want you to win. What the **** is wrong with you.

 

[Zeonix]

McDougall says we should leave criminals alone, because eventually they'll get bored as all they really want is a little attention.

Vote Zeo for President. He's tough on crime. And, you know, not stupid.

 

[sub]

Pedro, you're acting like you have a perfect record.

Three such examples off the top of my head
-You're for warrentless wiretapping. To protect the children
-You're for killing random civilians on the street to prevent any future crimes they might commit. To protect the children
-There was that one time you went on that hobo killing spree. To protect the children, of course.

Need I go on?

 

[Zeonix]

McDougall will lie, cheat and steal to win the nomination. He is purposely confusing his positions with my own in order to trick you, the people, into accepting that he should be made President rather than be jailed for life should his assassination attempt succeed. Don't be fooled by his trickery.

Would you want to see this face on your currency:

Vote Zeo for President. He doesn't look like a ****ing monster.

 

[sub]

Lies and propaganda! All of it!

Of course no one would want to see that face on their currency. I know I sure don't. Notice how no where in his post he states that the face on that dollar is me. He's implying things which aren't true, a typical politician.

But yes, Pedro may not look like a monster on the outside, but on the inside, he'll make Hitler and Stalin combined look like Ghandi. In other words, he's better than the other guy running (which, I remind you Pedro, is not me. I support you in your bid for president. Please stop attacking me).

 

[Zeonix]

See how this hybrid hurls insults with no regard? See how easily he goes from, "I support you!" to badmouthing me by comparing his choice for President to two of the worlds most heinous leaders? His loyalty is for sale, ladies and gentlemen, and he will do as the highest bidder asks of him.

Vote Zeo for President. His honor is not for sale.