Post your Windows sound configuration!

[Amayirot Akago]

After all the usual desktop and photo threads, I thought it was time for something new. So, here is the "Post your Windows sound configuration!" thread. Post which events you have a sound attached to, as well as a short description of the sound.

(Note: I'm using a Dutch version of Windows, so the following list is my own translation into English and may differ from the terms used in the English version of Windows)

Device connected: R2D2 whistling and beeping
System notification (bubble): A random yell from They Hunger
Critical stop: Barney (HL) saying "Hey, stop that!"
Maximize window: Someone letting out a painful grunt.
Menu: A door from Star Trek TOS.
Minimize window: Falling sound followed by a "booooooing"-ish sound.
Menu option: Someone saying "Blobshf!" or something like that.
Standard sound: Scotty (Star Trek) saying "Leave that alone!".
Info sign: Bluto (Animal House) saying "Holy ****!"
Exclamation mark: Number 2 (The Prisoner) laughing.
Return minimized window: A "woop-woop-woop-woop-weeeeeee!" sound.
Shrinking a maximized window: Somewhat muffled gunshot.
Device disconnect: Scientist (HL) saying "Oh my god we're doomed!"
Question: Scientist (HL) saying "Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
Windows end: The Trigun intermission theme.
Windows start: The first 20 seconds of "Scattered Rain", a Trigun song.
Finish navigation: Pizza Worm (from an old game) saying "Yum yum!"
Empty recycle bin: All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

 

[[SAS]Orion]

Mines just the boring default =P

 

[Kurt`]

No sounds at all. In any programs. Especially instant messengers.

Sounds make Kurt angry.

I'm usually whoring mad tunes in winamp or XMMS, so I don't want other stuff interfering.

 

[Vagabond]

Critical Error: Another Baka (ruri Nadesico)
Recycling Bin: Empty Cans go in the Recycling Bin (Akiko and Yurika Nadesico)
shut down: Eva unit 0 going nuts during the first test