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So the best and worst ones you know. hell just say some. Funniest one I know of is this:
My love for you is like diaherra.... I just can't hold it in!
 
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Lol. My best pick up line is:

Hey, I lost my phone number, can i borrow urs?
 
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(at a party) Who are all these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.

The word is legs. What say we go back to my place and spread the word.

...would I be right in assuming youre going to be around here lots in the next few weeks, kain?
 
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Nice shoes, wanna ****?
 
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Oh god. Not another one.


Alright. I'll bite.


"You got in my brain and YOU WON'T LEAVE! Since I can't get you out of my brain...I think I need to put something in you."
 
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I lost my teddy bear..can i sleep with you tonight?
 
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"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
 
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Well now that was a classic...

"Hey Boobs, lets say you and me get to know each other horizontally?"

"Your tag's showing... It says 'made in Heaven'"
 
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"if you worked in a brothel... i'd pick you ;)"
 
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iv'e used the shoe line before on my current girl (but she was in school shoes , so then making the comment a little strange :/ but she hugged me none the less , all girls think differently on the shoe comment from my exp anyway )

"Today I prayed for an angel , and it seems like that angel is you"
 
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"I'd strangle you all night long."

Wait that's not healthy, right? That that's the first place i'd go to?



My personal favorite is taking an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and saying;

"Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
 
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How about we go back to my place, have some pizza and ****? What, you don't like pizza?
 
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oh heck im the pickup line master

hey baby im an astronaut, and my next destination is URANUS

hey girl u must b tired, coz u've been running through my mind ALL DAY

Hey baby is that a mirror in ur pants, cuz i can see myself in them.

if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put "u" and "i" next to each other.

hey baby ur parents must be retarded cuz u sure are special to me.

baby if i was a cop i would give u a ticket cuz u got FINE written all over you.

baby if u were a booger i'd pick u

do u believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?

i'm like Fred Flinstone cuz I can make your bed rock all night

hey baby, is ur dad a thief? cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

your dad must have been a baker cuz u got some great lookin buns

hey gurl i lost my number can i have yours?

i lost my teddy bear, will u sleep with me 2nite?

u work for UPS? cause i could have sworn you were checking out my package

hey baby dont say maybe

hey do u have a quarter? coz my mom said to call her wen i fall in love
 
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"Hey are you going back to your car alone tonight? I'll be over here watching you all night."
 
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"that dress looks nice, but it would look better on my bedroom floor"

"hey girl, you smell O_O I KNOW!! lets take a shower together!"
 
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frsrblch said:
(at a party) Who are all these people? I thought it was just going to be the two of us.

The word is legs. What say we go back to my place and spread the word.

...would I be right in assuming youre going to be around here lots in the next few weeks, kain?
yes. i am -_-

Best pick-up line:
"Let's ****".
 
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The best pick up line I ever heard was me and my friend were walking, and he goes to some random girl:

"wanna suck my ****?"

and she says ok and they leave... I was like wtf..
 
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Girl "I thought you said we were going out for dinner and a movie?"

Me "Well by dinner, I meant that we'd be havin sex, and by movie, I meant that I'd be filmin it."

Hmmm not exactly a pickup line.... oh well.. Nice Shoes wanna ****!?
 

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