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Liu Kang was about right because he had hemroids with screwballs stuck in his nostrils. Then everything exploded, because Scorpion sexed Sub-Zero's dead mother, Kitana. Crazy end. Then, out popped Papa Smurf with Smurfette, chained to a belly-button bong smoker, who smelled like sushi and ramen. Everyone thought he was drugged because she farted cherries with cream spinach, which engulfed Papa Smurf's and Smurfette's poop with Bigmacs and fries along with taco's and cheese. Madonna kissed Kano for letting Superman kill everyone with his dildo and wife shooting. Arnold Schwarzenegger will lick slugs sexually... but ripped his socks on rocks while farting with Sly Stallone. Nâzgul got shot by Iceman with PSG-1. Blood splattered on everything around Chi-town hookers and DIED!! Satan humped a dog while eating marshmellows with gravy. Humpty fooked a gummy bear untill morning when he ate *****ny Spears on Jerry Springer. Nukes everything. Then Baraka went to hell's whole toilet. Kung Lao farted by my shotgun gal, SailorAlea. Then Snake101 disconnected Anty's rubber chicken, LeChick. However, a Rickenbacker was thrown-spammed towards my bowl in Mabase, suddenly frogsecks from my pocket rocket shredded and burned Mr Smithers. At his funeral we laugh and punched a fish to feel Mr T's wrath. Hulk came and SMASHED! Then Iron Man kicked Hulk out, towards a nuclear plant hidden in a toilet. Spider-man died, then Shao Kahn died because he smoked weed from a muffin with condoms from ME!!! Manny Calavera then slammed a fire extinguisher in Batman's meatloaf fillet. Shang-tsung morphed into KKKKHHHHHAAAANNNNNNN!!!! Who? The asian women killed someone named George Dubya Bush. How could Snake101 kill his transsexual dog named Kitty? Meanwhile Catman was enjoying a big tuna sandwitch with Ostriches. Once he finished it, he butchered DJready and Hibiki, getting ****ed by a Camel running into poopoo while sniffing piss spilt atmosphere. Yuck. Soggy married a Hobbit loaded with cheesecake-desire cologne superbeast that wasn't sexually attractive to bambuck pr0nstars. Goku suddenly saw Sonic and they ran off frolicking with whores that had lot's of vibrators that made squirt noises very loudly ^^! Jenna jameson joined Catman and amazed jayster with her big jello titties:d! This attracted his wife and came and joined the Mafia. Ice Man beat up his dog with vegeta. Shortly after Michael Jackson was dancin! With Humpie the amazing humpalicious teddy bear.