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I was going through old archived folders on my external hard drive and found my old IRC eggdrop bot, "MechDrop", along with several script files. Upon further digging, I found MechDrop's old IRC quotes bundled up in a text file (from a quotes script that I used on IRC back then). Thought I'd copy-paste the whole lot here to share with you guys before deleting the bot folder, primarily for the benefit of those who remember the people in the quotes below. I think most of these are from 2003-5.
[00:46:00] [Pro^Sleep]: there are 3 kinds of ppl in the world [00:46:03] [Pro^Sleep]: those who can count [00:46:07] [Pro^Sleep]: and those who can't [00:46:19] [+Gonadz|]: that makes 2 -_- [00:46:25] [Pro^Sleep]: THAT'S THE JOKE ASSWIPE [00:46:28] [Pro^Sleep]: rofl [00:46:28] [+Gonadz|]: oh... HAHA thats the joke
<Mastasurf> Just consider me the George Bush of mirc <Cal`> and who's Saddam? FM? lol <Cucumba> so when do you attack #DMZ for it's oil and servers of mass lagging?
<Yui|Away> i dont really care if someone is gay <FM> thats cuz your a girl <FM> if they were lesbo you would <FM> lesboz scare me <FM> are you a lesbo? <Yui|Away> ... <Yui|Away> no <FM> aw
<NameLess_Specter_]V[> if i do sexy no jitsi and the harge gon together and had lesbian sex with myself as a women, would that be wierd? <awol95> define wierd?
[Yui-Sakura] What VB thinks about nameless - Has a very "cute" personality most of the time.
[awol95] <scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
[awol95] «awol95»: (Yui-Sakura): want to see something cool? «Yui-Sakura»: umm sure «SierraSonic»: yui just dont look down when he shwos you it «Yui-Sakura»: awol u couldnt make it smaller? «awol95»: O_O
[ 23:44:01 ] *[ @[ESF]Pcjoe-sleep ] Ah ****, look at the time, gtg.. erm... jerk off to porn... yeah... daily jerking.... bye
«Prozac|sleep»: rape is such a harse term, I think I'll call it "suprise sex"!
<Ecchi_Pr0n> must <Ecchi_Pr0n> stay on <Ecchi_Pr0n> I must stay on <Ecchi_Pr0n> I WILL STAY ON!!!! * Ecchi_Pr0n has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[18:50:06] [Seph`]: You know the saying "Every time you masturbate god kills a kitten" ? [18:50:17] [Seph`]: What happens when a kitten masturbates? [18:50:30] [@grOOvy]: ..
(+Seph`) IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
SEPH <Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out!
[01:36:50] [+Magus|]: I'm never going to a christy's again [01:37:30] [@Miroku]: Christy's? [01:37:39] [+Magus|]: Christy's Toy Box
(15:26:34) <grOOvy> What's the difference between a guy falling from the first floor and the 10th floor?
[+Magus|Sleep]: Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten.. Hmm [+Magus|Sleep]: Kittens will be extinct thanks to Deverz [@Deverz]: Ecchi you mean [grOOvy]: ecchi and deverz having a masturbating competetion...... kittens will be dying faster than bullets come out of a maching gun o-O [+Magus|Sleep]: ROFLMAO
<Kog|Away> another stunning example of intelligence no less <Kog|Away> i swear that I should ******* bottle common sense <Kog|Away> and sell it on street corners <Seldon> Kog <Seldon> You're assuming people could open the bottle
<@FirebirdGM> I just called my Futureshop and asked them how much a 20 GB Hard drive weighed when it was full with information, compared to when it was empty. <@FirebirdGM> The guy that was on the phone told me that it was only a few pounds difference. <@FirebirdGM> And that's why I don't shop at futureshop.
[09:02:26] [+BeeTrivia]: Q 148821: Who*is*Donald*Duck's*uncle*[09:02:31] [+Phobius]: daffy [09:02:37] [+grOOvy]: ROFL daffy!!! x'D
[09:20:55] [@Phobius]: !setinfo *[ +BeeTrivia ] Q 148845: A*pigs*penis*is*shaped*like*what [ 04:12:11 ] *[ +grOOvy ] corkscrew [ +BeeTrivia ] YES, grOOvy!! got the answer -> corkscrew <- in 25.125 secs (.3 WPM), and gets 222 Magic Moments!*[ +grOOvy ] I DIDNT WANT TO WIN THAT ONE >_<
<MonuZ> mount /man/penis /woman/vagina -uNF <thebold> i wonder if linux dev teams ever saw that one comming... <XR|Trag|k> prolly not <XR|Trag|k> I doubt they'd ever seen a real vagina
::: Nick: (SS_Vegeta) is now known as (SS_Neo) ::: Nick: (Cucumba) is now known as (Cuceus) [@Cuceus]: I actually survive to the end of the movie [@Cuceus]: so HA! [Smith|]: Hibiki can be Hibinity [Smith|]: or Hinity [@Cuceus]: lol!
[@Hibiki]: mr anderson! i see you learned the art of HOWing! [@Hibiki]: neo: it ends tonight! [@Hibiki]: smith: I know it does! My isp is cutting my service so this servers going down..
<grOOvy> if ( girl == will ever show her pic ) { cout <<"Great!"; } else { cout <<"bummer!"; } <Hibiki> thats sad <Miroku> lol <grOOvy> That's code <Yui-Sakura> thats lame...
[@Kog]: I wiped my nose [@Kog]: and now I have ******* chilli oil up my nose [@grOOvy]: omg lol x'D [@Deverz]: Wash your hands before you go pee pee [@Kog]: no ****...
[grOOvy] [@Cucumba]: How do you want to look in the matrix comic Groov [@grOOvy]: Hmm, if I say Elisha Cuthbert - will you slap me with a large trout? [09:22:41] [@Cucumba]: yes [@grOOvy]: Alright T_T
<MeteorA> can someone dcc me the esf steam version installer ? <Humpie> umm i think MeteorA can dcc it to u <Humpie> ;O <MeteorA> thx <add> roflmao
[@Mastasurf]: Piccolo is going to loose his cape when he transforms :-D [@grOOvy]: =] So she looses her clothes? >_< [@Mastasurf]: Woo! [@grOOvy]: \o/ [@ultraq]: rofl [@deharSens]: lmao [@Mastasurf]: That'll give people a reason to use her [@Mastasurf]: It'll be strip poker ESF style [@grOOvy]: Ok, we're not earth's perverted forces now...
[@Mastasurf]: -POTW [@Freedom]: I think it should be Hars riding an Emu. [@Santa_gwOOv3h]: lol x'D!
[22:57:12] *opserv* trace kill nick Smith|
<add> hmmmm i think yui and hib went to get marrie <add> she was very exited anyways <add> with her ****down <add> they went to have little yui's and little hibbies
<Black> hello [07:59] <Black> please enter in my chanel [07:59] <Black> chanservr
<JavaUser1>: qwertyuiopasdfghjklllllzxcvbnm1234567890-=\qwertyuiopsdfghjklzxcvbnmsdfghjdcffgfggfshdjedjjwrbg <JavaUser1>: ooops <JavaUser1>: sorry that was my sister <grOOvy>: ... <JavaUser1>: she likes to hit the keys || <^ZacK^>: my browser always do that when he comes :/
[07:48:17] ::: Join: (CaliDave) [07:48:48] [CaliDave]: @find girls [07:48:51] [grOOvy]: ... [07:48:54] [@DrMagus]: ... [07:49:08] [@DrMagus]: !kb CaliDave @find www.gamesnet.net/aup
[@Evil_Trunks]: NS = charles? [+NightShades]: i go out with what little friends i have looking all dark and gothic. and then someone has to say sup chuck or charlie.
::: Nick: (Cucumba) is :now known as (Cucachu)
[MinesSkylineR34]: who knows chinese... [+GhostfaceKillah]: ding dong chow
[@grOOvy]: ph34r teh powah of teh Heeeepppo [@Deverz]: YUI!?
«Greg»: steam has been using up 90Kb/sec on my connection for the past 96 hours «Cheeseman»: WTF! «Cheeseman»: steam is the most useless piece of **** since.... since.... er..... Greg
* Deman strips clothes <Cucumba>
* @[ESF]DJ-Ready raises hand - got a quick question >_> [@Mastasurf]: Go eat your cake
[@grOOvy]: The bear family is full of WUB [@Cucatoth_dreams]: all my little cubs are bastards [@Yui-Sakura]: oi [@grOOvy]: ! ** @Yui-Sakura kicks Cuc
<Torlon> Meh I'm a CS major <grOOvy> I hope you mean Computer Science major and not Counter-Strike . . .
<Torlon> Cucatoth sounds more like a type of parrot then a horrible demon god
#esf during b1.2's release: <Kakarot> KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(booooooooooooooooommmmmm) <grOOvy> ... <add> the kamehamehaaa's have started <add> -_-
<Cookster> I don't know IRC
<Deverz> What if women protest and stop having sex with men
<Yui-Sakura> omg Magus| <Yui-Sakura> asl <Magus|> O_O <grOOvy> ... <grOOvy> Yui did an 'ASL', the world is ending
[@[ESF]Darktooth]: btw.. wheres joe? lol [@Mr_Smo]: hes whackin off 2 ascii pron [@Mastasurf]: naw [@Mastasurf]: he'd still have a hand free to type with [@harSens]: Joe needs 2 hands
[@Mastasurf]: If we go ahead with creating an autoupdater for ESF what extra features, if any, would you guys like to see? [@harSens]: It should find and download porn for me
[BT-TE|thinH]: add chi chi [@Pcjoe]: Only reason i'de ever implement chichi is to have her as an NPC [@Pcjoe]: that you can **** for health [@grOOvy]: rofl
(21:52:43) grOOvy: o_o very neat and organized again. but not the most interesting thing to code to be honest >_> i dunno how you like doing parsing stuff (21:53:02) Pcjoe: I dont, i kinda fool my mind into thinking it's uber interesting (21:53:15) Pcjoe: so i try to get excited and turned on, it's the only way i can bare to code boring **** like that >_>
[@harSens]: or maybe set up a senate of wise guys that have been with esf for years
[@Proz]: harSens [@Proz]: define aim for me again [@harSens]: the caveman message tool? [@Proz]: Yush [@Proz]: now make it a little more evil [@harSens]: American cavemen message tool? [@Proz]: nvm [@harSens]: oh, wait, you said a little
[Cuc|afk]: Humpies closeness to Smo makes my ass twitch
[Daimao]: i found something interesting in my MingW [Daimao]: DrMingW.exe with the dr watson icon [SirTiger]: Dr Watson is an asian?
<DrMagus> when i first joined GamesNET I found the srvx source and thought I was leet because I had ChanServ warezed.
(@Pcjoe) You're an anime snow ^_^ (20:25:54) (@Pcjoe) er. (20:25:55) (@Pcjoe) animal..(20:25:58) (@Pcjoe) on the wrong mind set >_>
[+Cucumba]: but a monkey can set up PHPbb and PostNuke. [+Cucumba]: I know, I use it on my site
[@harSens]: bleh, I'm a bachelar computer science grOOvy [@harSens]: So stfu
[@Mastasurf]: All in favor? [@grOOvy]: o/ [@Pcjoe]: \o/ (lazy bastards only putting up one arm.. what is IRC comming to -_-) [@grOOvy]: ^_^;
[@[ESF]Rick]: who is Craig and what are you talking about?
[@Pcjoe]: aight, so we're doing craig [@Pcjoe]: next topic? [@grOOvy]: ... [@Mastasurf]: Yes [@Mastasurf]: we're doing Craig [@grOOvy]: "doing craig" [@Pcjoe]: ak.. [@Pcjoe]: erm.. [@Pcjoe]: *cough*
(@Cucumba) you get splashed with noxious smelling fluid (@Cucumba) semi sticky (@Cucumba) and it burns like hell *(@KlieN`aDare) is it white O_O? (@Cucumba) . . .
(@Deman) !b Jesus (ChanServ) sets (+b *!*@godly`.user.gamesurge) (@Deman) !b satan (ChanServ) sets (+b *!*@itserv.user.gamesurge) (@Deman) !b buddha (ChanServ) sets (+b *!*@FGtBear.user.gamesurge) (@Deman) !b Allah (@Deman) aww (@Deman) Allah doesn't exist (@Deman) guess that religion is wrong
[grOOvy]: Bah, whenever I see the word entities I think titties... I can't believe how perverted ecchi anime makes you >_< [Pcjoe]: LOL [Pcjoe]: wholy ****, haha [Pcjoe]: whenever I think of entities, I think of half-life [Pcjoe]: since I've been working with them so long [grOOvy]: >_> I'm different ~_~ [Pcjoe]: haha
(@Prozac) once (@Prozac) I was using internet explorer (@Prozac) and I was browing (@Prozac) I got a pop up (@Prozac) that said it could increase my penis size (@Prozac) how do they know it's small
[+Legrow]: JamesH: There's a quote from the Book of Entrope, 2:18 ... "And Entrope sayeth unto #srvx 'WHY THE **** ARE YOUR OPERS STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY TO DEOP SERVICES WITH OPSERV?'"
[core|Greenberet]: mom i will igve u the link to the design doc [@Mastasurf]: mom
[@grOOvy]: xD Check this out, HL2 SDK -> client project -> sun_shared.h -> //FIXME: It strikes me that the usefulness of this header file is now diminished
[@Tenshi]: I got semi drunk with my grandma [@Tenshi]: we had BUBBLEH [@Tenshi]: and all she did was refilling my glass [@Tenshi]: I think she wanted me or something it was freaking scary
[@TriviaDrop]: Q 2212: TV*&*Movies:*Cheers:*What*is*the*name*of*the*fat*guy*that*always*got*left*out*of*the*gang's*plans*?* [@TriviaDrop]: Hint2: P*** 25 Secs Remaining * [+JoshDB]: Pauk [+JoshDB]: POaukl [+JoshDB]: Pau, [+Beavis]: paul [+JoshDB]: Paul [@TriviaDrop]: YES, Beavis!! got the answer -> Paul <- in 18.703 secs (.57 WPM), and gets 2000 booby points!!*[+JoshDB]: WTF [+Beavis]: hahahaha
[JoshDB]: 8ball When will I get laid? [@MechDrop]: JoshDB, Today [JoshDB]: O_O [JoshDB]: 8ball Really? [@MechDrop]: JoshDB, You wish. [JoshDB]: ****er.
[@Pcjoe]: I'm just hoping the code isn't going to get too sloppy with all of this "fake head" stuff...
[SierraSonic]: name some stuff that kills animes after dubbing [add]: english
[@ilikeian]: (side question) is there easy way to add a bot that does nothing into game? [@harSens]: ya [@harSens]: go to beta tester channel [@harSens]: and ask Prozac to join
[@Prozac]: I do believe in a god or something like that [@Prozac]: but not in the way the bible tells it [@Prozac]: it's a man written story [JoshDB]: Jesus could've been a Woman. [@grOOvy]: then the question is [@grOOvy]: was she fit? [@grOOvy]: and were her boobs big? [JoshDB]: xD
[@grOOvy]: Ness`ever seen a bewbie irl? [+Ness`]: of course
[Kurt_]: i swear to god, the soda cans around this desk are reproducing by themselves
[@add]: why cant i see any of my old anime vids? >_< [@Magus|]: because you need to delete space off your HD add [@Magus|]: you got like 6gb pics of VP's vagina on your pc [@add]:
(Skyrider) Pcjoe, gimme voice (+Hwoarang) Skyrider, give me head
[cyberdeath]: Rawr, how do you enable fakehost ? [cyberdeath]: Is there anything extra that needs to be done to enable it? [@ChanServ]: Use The Source, Luke! Use The srvx Source!
<Cheeseman> vt was merely a memory all those years ago, he's the unmentionable whisper in the wind.... did he ever really exist? <Torlon> Heh <Hibiki> zomg deep <Cheeseman> damn, that sounded cool, can we change the focus of that comment to me? lol
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